Is GZ the new RP?

[Cutlass]

Although nobody liked my suggestions of how Saint Ronald of Paul could improve his electability chances?

He could stop hating freedom.

 

[Ajidica]

He could stop hating freedom.

Eh, I'd be willing to sacrifice freedom if Ron Paul could create a cyberpunk videogame as awesome as the one I described.

 

[Traitorfish]

He could continue hating it just as much as he does now, but try to spend less time looking cheerfully baffled by what's going on around him, as if he's as shocked that he's getting away with this stuff as we are. Tends to give the game away.

 

[choxorn]

I wasn't aware there were that many popcorn-eating gifs in the internet.

And that was just the first page of a Google Image Search!

 

[bhsup]

I would be very grateful to anyone who can find a .gif of a shark on a train eating popcorn. Thank you in advance.

 

[choxorn]

I google searched ".gif of a shark on a train eating popcorn". 2/10, Was completely disappointed. Only one picture even had a shark.

 

[Antilogic]

I'm bumping this thread for no particular reason. Definitely not related to derails in other current threads in Off Topic. Yep. No doubt about it.

 

[Tahuti]

Freedom sucks

 

[Gori the Grey]

We should archive the "Is Obama the Grown-Up Trayvon" thread, and anytime GZ comes up in another thread say, "To see that your view has already been thoroughly thrashed out on this forum, see link"

 

[gay_Aleks]

Alternatively, we could just archive all the "train-related" posts under a single thread about the grand train conspiracy against Frenchmen and sharks.

And it would be better than anything RP or GZ have to say.

 

[Gori the Grey]

Conspiracy, you say, dismissively?

Only someone who's racist against the French and speciesist against sharks could dismiss the clear evidence of trains' malice against the two.

Just examine the chart on this page: http://epp.eurostat.ec.europa.eu/statistics_explained/index.php/Railway_safety_statistics

France is sixth only to Poland, Romania, Turkey, Germany and Hungary in the number of train-related fatalities. Why has France been singled out in this way by trains? Maybe a little something like the truth will make it clear: http://www.nbcnews.com/science/sharks-dominated-prehistoric-seas-france-uk-6C10867943.

That's right. France was just minding its own business, being a shark-friendly country, when, wham, trains came up and assaulted it. Trains had no business being in that vicinity. Their explanation that they were just providing transportation is patently implausible. There are taxi drivers who are specially trained to provide transportation; there's no need for a train to take that on itself.

Oh, I'm not saying France, or sharks, are angels. But it's not as though rudeness to tourists and biting off limbs warrants murder on this scale. Trains know what they want. They want Frenchmen and sharks dead. They just create circumstances for that to happen and then hide behind laws that protect inanimate objects from prosecution.

Darn straight there's a conspiracy. Only people who can't see it are train-lovin', French-and-shark hatin' imbeciles like yourself.

 

[Kyriakos]

Is GZ the new RP?

That is a little extreme. Banghāzī is not really a new Po river conflict. The former is at worst a prelude to a ww.

 

[Borachio]

Conspiracy, you say, dismissively?

Only someone who's racist against the French and speciesist against sharks could dismiss the clear evidence of trains' malice against the two.

Just examine the chart on this page: http://epp.eurostat.ec.europa.eu/statistics_explained/index.php/Railway_safety_statistics

France is sixth only to Poland, Romania, Turkey, Germany and Hungary in the number of train-related fatalities. Why has France been singled out in this way by trains? Maybe a little something like the truth will make it clear: http://www.nbcnews.com/science/sharks-dominated-prehistoric-seas-france-uk-6C10867943.

That's right. France was just minding its own business, being a shark-friendly country, when, wham, trains came up and assaulted it. Trains had no business being in that vicinity. Their explanation that they were just providing transportation is patently implausible. There are taxi drivers who are specially trained to provide transportation; there's no need for a train to take that on itself.

Oh, I'm not saying France, or sharks, are angels. But it's not as though rudeness to tourists and biting off limbs warrants murder on this scale. Trains know what they want. They want Frenchmen and sharks dead. They just create circumstances for that to happen and then hide behind laws that protect inanimate objects from prosecution.

Darn straight there's a conspiracy. Only people who can't see it are train-lovin', French-and-shark hatin' imbeciles like yourself.

If I didn't know any better, I might think you're joking.

Cookie cutter sharks. I think they're amused.

 

[gay_Aleks]

Conspiracy, you say, dismissively?

Only someone who's racist against the French and speciesist against sharks could dismiss the clear evidence of trains' malice against the two.

Just examine the chart on this page: http://epp.eurostat.ec.europa.eu/statistics_explained/index.php/Railway_safety_statistics

France is sixth only to Poland, Romania, Turkey, Germany and Hungary in the number of train-related fatalities. Why has France been singled out in this way by trains? Maybe a little something like the truth will make it clear: http://www.nbcnews.com/science/sharks-dominated-prehistoric-seas-france-uk-6C10867943.

That's right. France was just minding its own business, being a shark-friendly country, when, wham, trains came up and assaulted it. Trains had no business being in that vicinity. Their explanation that they were just providing transportation is patently implausible. There are taxi drivers who are specially trained to provide transportation; there's no need for a train to take that on itself.

Oh, I'm not saying France, or sharks, are angels. But it's not as though rudeness to tourists and biting off limbs warrants murder on this scale. Trains know what they want. They want Frenchmen and sharks dead. They just create circumstances for that to happen and then hide behind laws that protect inanimate objects from prosecution.

Darn straight there's a conspiracy. Only people who can't see it are train-lovin', French-and-shark hatin' imbeciles like yourself.

This still sounds more legit that the whole GZ business.

 

[Gori the Grey]

Cookie cutter sharks. I think they're amused.

Oh, sure they're smiling now. But wait until they get profiled by some self-appointed train vigilante.