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Lets say aliens invaded tomorrow...

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by Mr. Dictator, Nov 19, 2011.

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Keep it?

  1. Yes

    62.2%
  2. No

    37.8%
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  1. classical_hero

    classical_hero In whom I trust

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    How on earth can such a thought enter into your mind?
     
  2. puglover

    puglover Disturber of Worldviews

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    Yeah, I really don't understand why so many other dudes are so horrified by the idea of switching sides. What's the big deal?
     
  3. wilycoyote

    wilycoyote King

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    Can you imagine having sex with men enjoyable?
     
  4. puglover

    puglover Disturber of Worldviews

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    Who says you have to have sex with men? I thought the condition of surviving the alien invasion was just a sex change?
     
  5. azzaman333

    azzaman333 meh

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    I don't think any part of the hypothetical required that after the sex change you must have sex with men.
     
  6. Mr. Dictator

    Mr. Dictator A Chain-Smoking Fox

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    I don't ask my mind such offensive questions. :lol:
     
  7. Thedrin

    Thedrin Deity

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    So you want men to resist ... and then lose.
     
  8. Tee Kay

    Tee Kay Silly furry

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    I'd take the opportunity.
     
  9. Catharsis

    Catharsis catch u on the flip scythe

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    Good luck finding it, losers!
     
  10. emzie

    emzie wicked witch of the North

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    If I was a woman, I assume so.
     
  11. El_Machinae

    El_Machinae Colour vision since 2018 Retired Moderator

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    Convincing others (and myself) increases the odds of successfully repelling the invaders.
    And, if we win, the more men who switch, the greater the market demand for a reversal therapy, which increases the odds that I can change my mind in the future.
     
  12. jtb1127

    jtb1127 Deity

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    I'll keep my penis and become a slave.
     
  13. wilycoyote

    wilycoyote King

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    Perhaps this was a misunderstanding. I thought "switching sides" implied actually switching the sex that you had sex with. As I have always heard someone becoming gay as "switching sides" (which requires no change in genitals, just in sex of partner).
     
  14. Dachs

    Dachs Hero of the Soviet Union

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    I respect and admire you
     
  15. Miroslav I

    Miroslav I Warlord

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    To estimate your survival instincts and thus to calculate possible resistance...

    Obviously, right?

    Miroslav
     
  16. PlutonianEmpire

    PlutonianEmpire Socially Awkward Goofball

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    :lmao:

    That was a lot funnier than it was probably intended to be. :lol:


    As for me, I'd probably just go willingly, as long as I get to continue living and they give me the chance to be happy. :)

    Spoiler :
    Most likely they won't. :(

    But hey, it's the thought that counts, right? :)
     
  17. Perfection

    Perfection The Great Head.

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    If they're only taking men, what's the point of having a penis?

    I think I'd look good with tits.
     
  18. Camikaze

    Camikaze Administrator Administrator

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    Moderator Action: Pointless bump, thread closed.
     
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