Masculinity Appreciation Thread

[Godwynn]

I use sharp shale rocks to shave and Icy-Hot as my shaving cream.

I am going to take up VRWCAgent on his advice and start using portable propane torches to shave.

 

[bhsup]

I am going to forgo the pictures as everyone who is a real man should already know what they look like. My partial list of man's man thingies:

• 1970 Dodge Charger w/ 426 Hemi
• Jim Beam (preferably black label)
• Big "headlights" but not too big.
• Things that go bang. Pistols, rifles, shotguns, the USS Missouri, etc
• John Wayne, Roberty Mitchum, and other men's men actors

More upon request.

 

[Nylan]

RX-7
ATVs
Camping
Dirt
Brazilian-style Buffets (MEAT BUFFET!)
Drinking out of the skulls of the vanquished
Splash Mountain

 

[Sharwood]

"Brazilian-style Buffets?" That doesn't sound like you're eating meat, my friend. It sounds like you're eating one of the very few things that is better than meat.

 

[hossam]

"Brazilian-style Buffets?" That doesn't sound like you're eating meat, my friend. It sounds like you're eating one of the very few things that is better than meat.

chicken?

Spoiler :

 

[Sharwood]

chicken?

Spoiler :

Chicken is meat. Take that.

I was thinking of something in the feline family. Smells like your avatar.

 

[tycoonist]

POWERTHIRST - The drink of men: MENERGY

 

[Hygro]

Menergy?

Menergy is one of my favorite songs; it's a classic where I'm from. It is definitely masculine, of a variety. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46DiMfrz0bg


edit: powerthirst was hilarious! thanks for sharing!

 

[LightFang]

Come on guys, being manly isn't that great. Dying early kind of sucks.

 

[aneeshm]

Come on guys, being manly isn't that great. Dying early kind of sucks.

Yeah, but as compensation, we get to control everything.

 

[hossam]

Come on guys, being manly isn't that great. Dying early kind of sucks.

hey, at least we dont have to the dishes. plus, we supposedly make more money for the same work. and we dont have to do any woman work, like cooking or cleaning.

edit: crosspost with aneeshm

 

[LightFang]

I guess, but I just wanted to make sure that all of this boundless optimism was tampered with reality.

 

[Nylan]

I guess, but I just wanted to make sure that all of this boundless optimism was tampered with reality.

Real men are the ones doing the killing

 

[Kraznaya]

I want to die early, personally. Can't stand the thought of being old.

 

[Sharwood]

I want to die early, personally. Can't stand the thought of being old.

Commit a crime in view of the Victorian Police.

 

[soul_warrior]

Commit a crime in view of the Victorian Police.

or step onto my lawn....

 

[aelf]

This is manly:

 

[Angst]

 

[Masada]

I was thinking of something in the feline family. Smells like your avatar.

Life would not be quite as amusing without Sharwood to brighten my day with irreverent comments.

Commit a crime in view of the Victorian Police.

They might help make a man of you in prison parlance

 

[Sharwood]

Washington Monument.................................................Clinton Monument

Life would not be quite as amusing without Sharwood to brighten my day with irreverent comments.

Everything I say is relevant.

They might help make a man of you in prison parlance

The VPD? You wouldn't live long enough. Although, technically, you only have to look like a criminal for them to shoot you, not actually be one.