None Shall Pass [Game Thread - Concluded]

[sirtommygunn]

So now we have at least two more LOTR cultists (Witchking, Saruman) and at least one more SW cultist (Vader).

 

[KingMorgan]

Well colour me surprised.

Someone get a rope on that pesky Sam Sniped before he sneaks off with the precious.

 

[Arakhor]

On Night Five, I asked Sam to scan Darth Feather and Takhisis and he instead scanned Darth Feather and Topsecret. On Night Six, he scanned nobody and on Night Seven, he allegedly scanned johnhughthom and Takhisis, all failures of course. On Night Eight, he even claimed to have scanned Buddhafish and FrozenInIce, despite them being Star Wars characters.

I don't think that he was cult around Night Four, but then he must have been converted on a later date.

 

[SamSniped]

This doesn't make sense, though! I scanned each and every one of the people who I named to you, Arakhor, and not one of them was a positive result. No one claimed having the Ring, and there hasn't been a single mention of it. I need to try one last scan tonight, and hopefully something comes up.

 

[Arakhor]

I agree that it doesn't make sense, since your power seems to be utterly useless (or, indeed, worse than useless) if you're telling the truth.

 

[Takhisis]

I still don't know what the case for me being Sauron is.

 

[Arakhor]

Heheh.

 

[johnhughthom]

I agree that it doesn't make sense, since your power seems to be utterly useless (or, indeed, worse than useless) if you're telling the truth.

Of course he isn't telling the truth.

 

[Takhisis]

Heheh.

There is no Ring on me, I haven't been scanned as Mafia -or Cult- and haven't been accused on any solid foudnation such as voting patterns or whatever.

 

[Askthepizzaguy]

I still don't know what the case for me being Sauron is.

Every scumbag that ever got lynched based on a random wagon went to their deaths screaming "no case! no case!"

While they are correct, I find that scumbags take it far more personally when they lose the game based on no case, and thus, react more strongly to that fact and get quite indignant when they defend themselves. Hammy in fact.

Oh woe is town! For they have placed the game in severe jeopardy with this ill-conceived bandwagon, the foundation of which contains no discernible rational logical case! For I am a townie! Never before in the history of mafia has so grave an injustice been felt.

Lol said the dead scumbag, to the other dead scumbag.

 

[Takhisis]

That may well be the case, but on me there is still no case.

 

[Askthepizzaguy]

That may well be the case, but on me there is still no case.

 

[Darth Feather]

That may well be the case, but on me there is still no case.

The case is that evil cultist ATPG marked you as very likely scum.

 

[johnhughthom]

That may well be the case, but on me there is still no case.

Whatever, it should be left until after the game.

 

[Askthepizzaguy]

The case is that evil cultist ATPG marked you as very likely scum.

How many times did I say to lynch him? Man, we could have lynched Sauron before we lynched anyone else, but noooooooo....

Meanwhile, I will do yet another dead guy dance of awesomeness.

Spoiler :

Link to video.

 

[azzaman333]

Well, there seems to be a pretty clear lynch tomorrow (pending night actions).

 

[Askthepizzaguy]

I could lynch Takhisis.

/off to work

Nothing against Takhisis personally, but so far this game he's generally been a boil on my butt and I'd like to lance him.

Don't really care who or what he is.

Unvote all

Vote Takhisis.

This was after my attempt to lynch Visorslash the Ganondorf failed, and I said that we shouldn't lynch choxorn or Kennigit or Double A, townies all.

Why, exactly, do you *airquote*need*airquote* to lynch me?

You angry up my blood.

And yes, to answer someone's question, it is townie of Kennigit to be such a liar to get someone lynched.

Believe it or not.

Might not be wise. Might not be great for the SW side. Might start a stupid SW-LOTR war we don't need. Might cause him to get slain by Aragorn.

But it's pretty townie of him.

Seriously think Takhy needs to die.

atpg's final words to me:
"should have followed me on takhisis"

I don't even

Now do you even? NOW do you even?

HOW BOUT NOW??!?!?


*continues dead guy dance of awesomeness*

I spent like 200 posts trying to lynch Ganondorf, then insisted Sauron died that same day.

I
AM
GOD

 

[Askthepizzaguy]

That is all. Good night ladies and gentlemen!

 

[Takhisis]

No you're not, you blasphemous gingerbread man who wants to be a Pizza when he grows up. the onyl real god is Melkor the Mighty.

Now get back into the Void from which you and your interlopers came.

 

[Arakhor]

How many times did I say to lynch him? Man, we could have lynched Sauron before we lynched anyone else, but noooooooo....

It's just a shame that you tell people not to trust you, isn't it?