None Shall Pass [Game Thread - Concluded]

[Askthepizzaguy]

Very well.

Big butts. And I am not lying about that. In fact, I can not.

 

[Zack]

Big butts. And I am not lying about that. In fact, I can not.

Do your brothers deny it?

 

[Askthepizzaguy]

Do your brothers deny it?

I am dubious of any such possibility.

 

[spaceman98]

dcmort will get my vote for now, per yesterday and because Darth Feather was lynched day 1 last game so doing the same thing to him twice would be unfair.

 

[choxorn]

Agreed. dcmort, perhaps you could tell us why lynching you would be a bad idea?

 

[Sprig]

vote: choxorn for taking the easy road.

 

[Jarrema]

Vote: ATPG
what you were doing last night?

 

[Askthepizzaguy]

Vote: ATPG
what you were doing last night?

Your mom.

 

[Askthepizzaguy]

I just want to note for the record, that the preceding quip was in fact the towniest response to a lousy accusation ever seen in mafia game history.

Thank you, thank you. I am impressive, I appreciate that you've noticed.

 

[Sprig]

Your mom.

Hopefully while thinking of someone else.

 

[Askthepizzaguy]

Hopefully while thinking of someone else.

"When am I ever not thinking about my sweet, manly, sweaty stallion? There's no hope about it, I'm hopelessly lost in the limpid pools of blue which arrest the entire world inside his piercing gaze, at once both disquieting and calming, both gentle and violent in equal measure, forcing my enthusiastic surrender..."

 

[Visorslash]

I just want to note for the record, that the preceding quip was in fact the towniest response to a lousy accusation ever seen in mafia game history.

Thank you, thank you. I am impressive, I appreciate that you've noticed.

In the eye of the beholder maybe.

I've seen better. And wittier.

I'm basically going to say Double A seems like the kind of guy to send a message to the group which only says 'dicks', though of what benefit that is I don't really know.

 

[Askthepizzaguy]

Vote: Visorslash

You do not get a pass until f3 this time. None shall.

 

[Askthepizzaguy]

*checking for a pulse*

Nothing, Visorslash?

I'm about to make you into my new bhuber, vixticator, and UncleDynamite combined if you don't get your Aussie self and your incomprehensible avatar back in here.

 

[Visorslash]

What do you want meat shield?

Dcmort is a possible good vote.

Wall of text incoming, give me 20 minutes or so, have to sort some things out.

 

[Askthepizzaguy]

What do you want meat shield?

Dcmort is a possible good vote.

Wall of text incoming, give me 20 minutes or so, have to sort some things out.

BAH!!

Meat shield man waves derisively at your wall of text. Preposterous at this stage of the game.

Don't try to WIM your way out of this. That will just make my fangs bite down harder, foo.

 

[Askthepizzaguy]

The Prespurian Regent invites all the good vampires to come get a bite of this guy over here.

Who wants to make a scumbag die today?

Of course you can always just vote for morty again, because he's totally threatening.

I bet you he's the guy who wrote dicks. If this is correct, I win precisely one internet, one ring to rule them all, and 15,000 Republic dataries.

 

[Askthepizzaguy]

Tell me how townie I am right now, Visorslash, or you die. Pure and simple.

 

[Askthepizzaguy]

I never try to make the soul of the town and the best there ever was die so soon. Something is wrong with Visorslash.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTyN-vvFIkE

You have until this video finishes to convince me not to own you before you even get started. I hope you die honorably, but if you wish to beg for mercy, the great Pizza the Hutt will now listen to your plea.

 

[Visorslash]

I never try to make the soul of the town and the best there ever was die so soon. Something is wrong with Visorslash.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTyN-vvFIkE

You have until this video finishes to convince me not to own you before you even get started. I hope you die honorably, but if you wish to beg for mercy, the great Pizza the Hutt will now listen to your plea.

You're about as scary as a fluffy bunny. Hold your horses.