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http://observer.guardian.co.uk/international/story/0,6903,1577753,00.html

Armed and dangerous - Flipper the firing dolphin let loose by Katrina

by Mark Townsend Houston
Sunday September 25, 2005
The Observer

It may be the oddest tale to emerge from the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina. Armed dolphins, trained by the US military to shoot terrorists and pinpoint spies underwater, may be missing in the Gulf of Mexico.

Experts who have studied the US navy's cetacean training exercises claim the 36 mammals could be carrying 'toxic dart' guns. Divers and surfers risk attack, they claim, from a species considered to be among the planet's smartest. The US navy admits it has been training dolphins for military purposes, but has refused to confirm that any are missing.

Dolphins have been trained in attack-and-kill missions since the Cold War. The US Atlantic bottlenose dolphins have apparently been taught to shoot terrorists attacking military vessels. Their coastal compound was breached during the storm, sweeping them out to sea. But those who have studied the controversial use of dolphins in the US defence programme claim it is vital they are caught quickly.

Leo Sheridan, 72, a respected accident investigator who has worked for government and industry, said he had received intelligence from sources close to the US government's marine fisheries service confirming dolphins had escaped.

'My concern is that they have learnt to shoot at divers in wetsuits who have simulated terrorists in exercises. If divers or windsurfers are mistaken for a spy or suicide bomber and if equipped with special harnesses carrying toxic darts, they could fire,' he said. 'The darts are designed to put the target to sleep so they can be interrogated later, but what happens if the victim is not found for hours?'

Usually dolphins were controlled via signals transmitted through a neck harness. 'The question is, were these dolphins made secure before Katrina struck?' said Sheridan.

The mystery surfaced when a separate group of dolphins was washed from a commercial oceanarium on the Mississippi coast during Katrina. Eight were found with the navy's help, but the dolphins were not returned until US navy scientists had examined them.

Sheridan is convinced the scientists were keen to ensure the dolphins were not the navy's, understood to be kept in training ponds in a sound in Louisiana, close to Lake Pontchartrain, whose waters devastated New Orleans.

The navy launched the classified Cetacean Intelligence Mission in San Diego in 1989, where dolphins, fitted with harnesses and small electrodes planted under their skin, were taught to patrol and protect Trident submarines in harbour and stationary warships at sea.

Criticism from animal rights groups ensured the use of dolphins became more secretive. But the project gained impetus after the Yemen terror attack on the USS Cole in 2000. Dolphins have also been used to detect mines near an Iraqi port.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cetacean_Intelligence_Mission


The Cetacean Intelligence Mission is a purported U.S. Navy venture to train Bottlenose Dolphins to perform military related tasks including the use of toxic dart guns to subdue terrorists. The highly secretive experiment is believed to have begun in 1989 and at some point, dolphins may have been trained or used to protect Trident missile carrying submarines. During Hurricane Katrina, it is believed that some of the dolphins used for the experiment escaped when their containment area was breached, posing a threat to swimmers nearby.

Sad, animals shouldnt be trained in this way... same to dogs.
 
Gr3yL3gion said:
Hmm, they should train the krakens as well.

If you ever played Command and Conquer, you would know that the West and Korea train dolphins and the Russians train squids. ;)
 
Zarn said:
If you ever played Command and Conquer, you would know that the West and Korea train dolphins and the Russians train squids. ;)

lol i remember that. those squids were good at swallowing aircraft carriers.
 
They don't put any detectors on them? Kind of stupid.

Hopefully some sharks will eat them.
 
I can just see it -- those dolphins escaping into the wild, teaching their traits to their bretheren and constructing undersea empires. It won't be long before there's an all out war to decide the dominant species of this planet!

...

...well, it's a better plot than most of the Scifi Channel's movies! Which...uh...says absolutely nothing...>>;
 
Dolphins who are trained to attack will own sharks. They already own them without training. :p
 
Not sharks with frickin laser beams straped to their head.

Obviously thats what has to be done to rid our oceans of these escaped bottled nosed freaks!
 
Global Nexus said:
I can just see it -- those dolphins escaping into the wild, teaching their traits to their bretheren and constructing undersea empires. It won't be long before there's an all out war to decide the dominant species of this planet!

...

...well, it's a better plot than most of the Scifi Channel's movies! Which...uh...says absolutely nothing...>>;
Hry now, I liked Tremors. (and Tremors 2, and Tremors 3, and Tremors 4, never saw the Tremors TV series though)
 
Global Nexus said:
I can just see it -- those dolphins escaping into the wild, teaching their traits to their bretheren and constructing undersea empires. It won't be long before there's an all out war to decide the dominant species of this planet!

...

...well, it's a better plot than most of the Scifi Channel's movies! Which...uh...says absolutely nothing...>>;
Yes, remember The Night of the Dolphins?

Damn dirty Dolphins!

We should sign a mutual protection pact with the giant squids! We stop pulluting the ocean (fat chance!) and then go after the dolphins. There are dumb as the civ AI, so it should work. Nothing could go wrong. Nothing at all.
 
You have lost yer bottle!
 
Zarn said:
If you ever played Command and Conquer, you would know that the West and Korea train dolphins and the Russians train squids. ;)

People just don't play the C&C series anymore. Red Alert 2 and Yuri's Revenge were good games.
 
Tank_Guy#3 said:
People just don't play the C&C series anymore. Red Alert 2 and Yuri's Revenge were good games.
I think he did mean Red Alert 2 and Yuri's Revenge. But both units are a bit weak when surfaced, so they only work well en-mass.

Wonder when they will train Giant Squid? ;)
 
That would be an interesting story in heaven:

"So, how did you die?"
"I was killed by a dolphin"
"Ouch, how'd he do that?"
"Toxic Dart"
 
It's amazing how skilfully they make us believe that it's the humans who are doing the training.
 
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