Resplendent in medals and other military finery, Lieutenant Commander Hughes stood atop the crate, and looked down on his underlings with a mix of pride and motherly affection.
I'm so emotioned... Thank you all so much for giving me this richly deserved promotion. I cannot tell you how honoured I feel that you finally decided to do the right thing and elect me as your better. I need to thank my agent and my costume designer and my parents and God and everybody in the Navy for making this very special day a reality at last...
Of course, I will require the proper accoutrements of my exalted position. For starters, I'll need you all to vote me that Assault Rifle, so I can put an end to the dreaded seagull menace once and for all. I'll also be needing this crate to stand on, and the head of Petty Officer Rhawn on a spike to underline my authority.
That will be all. For now.
I'm so emotioned... Thank you all so much for giving me this richly deserved promotion. I cannot tell you how honoured I feel that you finally decided to do the right thing and elect me as your better. I need to thank my agent and my costume designer and my parents and God and everybody in the Navy for making this very special day a reality at last...
Of course, I will require the proper accoutrements of my exalted position. For starters, I'll need you all to vote me that Assault Rifle, so I can put an end to the dreaded seagull menace once and for all. I'll also be needing this crate to stand on, and the head of Petty Officer Rhawn on a spike to underline my authority.
That will be all. For now.