now then, what political party are you?

[Xen]

screw democrats, republicans, green parties, commies, nazis, uber liberals, and uber conservatives, the real choice between political parties rests with these two fine spemins of American politics.

The Scorched earth party

The Jingoist Party

both have merits, the Jingoists seem more practical, but then the S-E party seems like a livelly bunch who are ready, willing, and able to make there vision of the future come true

 

[Skullbones]

The Scorched Earth Party looks like they've turned their wrath on the internet as well!

the SEP link doesn't work

 

[Xen]

http://www.ironycentral.com/scorchedearth/anexplanation.html

dose that help?

 

[Xen]

*link fixed

 

[Skullbones]

Well, I first took at look at the Jingoists. The "Rush Week" immigration solution and gladiatorial games really sounded good, but they lost me on their education (the poor puppies) and environmental policies. The idea of sellling ourselves as a mercenary force was interesting, but overall their foreign policies seemed rather lacking.

The SEP seemed a little unfocused. Strange how they mentioned the same thing about homeless. More reality TV? Overall, they just weren't interesting. Although, I did like the answers to "What is the Scorched Earth Party."

 

[Xen]

well, that isnt there best stuff, lemme see if I can find some of the winning arguments for the good ole' SEP

*scratch that, I like some of the SEP stuff, but generally, they are a bit to violent for my tastes, though I wish to keep an open mind on them, and would support a presidential electee

 

[Xen]

I suggest, that you try the wonderful FAQ

 

[Desmond Hawkins]

I like the sound of this scorched earth party. Especially the part about adding testicles to the National Penis.

 

[Xen]

indeed, though i cant help but notice your "current" country is canada- this article may be of some importance to you-

http://www.ironycentral.com/scorchedearth/canada.html

remember, its not becuase we hate you, its because we care

 

[Desmond Hawkins]

Originally posted by Xen
indeed, though i cant help but notice your "current" country is canada- this article may be of some importance to you-

http://www.ironycentral.com/scorchedearth/canada.html

remember, its not becuase we hate you, its because we care

That is freakin hilarious. Personally I think we have been getting a little soft on our southern defences. Perhaps this party will inspire Canada to build a big hydrogen bomb (We could do it easily) and place it in Windsor, ready to take out Detroit at the push of a button. Oh we don't mind, we don't even like Windsor that much.

I mean....we are......friends....hugs...kisses...

that is pretty funny though.

 

[Xen]

you should see some of the other stuff they have on the site...

 

[Enemy Ace]

NEVERMIND.

 

[Xen]

I'm not sure if you got the actual point of this thread- to be a satire of the other political party threads by offering two choices which one is never going to find in a ballot anywhere (yet )

to set things back on track-

http://www.ironycentral.com/archives/parisguide.html

 

[Xen]

dont tell me all interest has worn off so soon...