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http://www.upi.com/Top_News/World-News/2011/10/10/Saddam-look-alike-nixes-porn-job-attacked/UPI-94551318260408/?spt=hs&or=tn
Saddam look-alike nixes porn job, attacked

An Egyptian man alleges a gang tried to kidnap him and force him to film pornographic videos because of his resemblance to despot Saddam Hussein.

Mohamed Bishr said he was going to a cafe in Alexandria, Egypt, when three men dressed in black tried to force him into a van, al-Ahram reported.

"The three men, who had guns hanging from their belts, forced me out of my car and shoved me into a van, hitting my head," Bishr told al-Ahram.

Bishr's son, Mahmoud Bishr, said his father had met with a group of unidentified people and was offered $333,000 to impersonate the late dictator in a pornographic move, which Bishr declined. The son said his father then received several phone calls in which he was threatened with kidnapping if he didn't portray the dead Iraqi strongman in the sex tape.

Bishr's family said this wasn't the first time the father was hassled because of his looks. His sons said Iraqis in Egypt had assaulted their father, saying, "You are Saddam Hussein and we will turn you in for the $1 million reward."

Family members told al-Ahram Bishr has moved four times to escape the harassment.
Yeah.

Anyone here willing to act in fictitious sex tapes as deceased dictators for $333,000? :crazyeye:

What if the alternative was to be attacked and beaten up?
 
I am strongly suspecting that once the shoot is done you can expect the beating... The guy should probably be better off shaving or such instead moving with whole family.
 
If the guy making the offer seem trustworthy -and I guess they weren't in this case- I'd probably do dictator porn for $333.000.
Maybe even gay dictator porn.
 
If the guy making the offer seem trustworthy <snip>
I'll cut you off there. Can anybody asking you to do dictator porn videos even sound trustworthy? I mean, dictator porn sounds a little, you know, suspicious.
 
If he's from a 'respected' american or french porn studio, why not ? It's a business like any other.
I'd could grow a mustache and call myself Josip Stallion.
I won't 'rule with an iron fist' though, that's too freaky for me, and I'd probably not accept an offer from a German producer because most German porn is f-ing disgusting.
 
I'll cut you off there. Can anybody asking you to do dictator porn videos even sound trustworthy? I mean, dictator porn sounds a little, you know, suspicious.

More suspicious than other porn? How so? Would they be using this alleged resemblance along side your porno career success to prop you up as the actual dictator of a country?
 
I know a guy who looks just like Stalin. I should tell him to make some real money making these films instead of just scraping by at his gyro stand.
 
More suspicious than other porn? How so? Would they be using this alleged resemblance along side your porno career success to prop you up as the actual dictator of a country?

But when the person became dictator, someone would be sure to bring up the man's bad decision's in life (like being in a porno). That would be humiliating.
 
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