Dear Berta:
You @#$% ghey . .. .. .. .! A tired monkey who didn't get enough sleep is prettier than you. OMG and I got tired reading your long letter! Horny biatch! You're itchier than a Bicol yam! Stop with your illusions, "girl". You cannot give Ben what his girlfriend can. The next time you write me a letter again I'll have you flattened by a steamroller!!!
signed, Ate Charo