Public Restrooms

[Atlas14]

How can it splash up over the seat if you're sitting on it?

It doesn't go over the seat, it splashes onto the seat and onto your bum, in which case is slowly drips down onto the seat and permeates under your bum.

 

[Swedishguy]

It doesn't go over the seat, it splashes onto the seat and onto your bum, in which case is slowly drips down onto the seat and permeates under your bum.

Learn to flush your pee before taking a seat everybody if it happens to 'yas! (To me it doesn't.)

 

[GinandTonic]

Best toilet grafetti -

"People who write on toilet walls are c***s" with replies to it spidering off over two and a half walls. It was such a masterpiece they redecorated the toilets but left that one cubical. Different sections of wall went in completely different directions.

 

[EnglishCrusader]

Yea I usually just dump in someone's bag, you have to pay to use some public toilets.

 

[W|M]

I poop wherever the hell I want to poop.

 

[GhostWriter16]

Depends how messy it is. Bare skin to seat if its clean.

 

[jtb1127]

I poop wherever the hell I want to poop.

For me that certainly isn't in a public restroom.

 

[Ajidica]

Necro!
Anyhow, I try to avoid it unless I am in a place that I can tell cleans every few days or I am really desperate.

 

[Disgustipated]

Necro thread, but it's an interesting subject.

I avoid most public restrooms. And I'm not out in public that often anyways. If I can't avoid it, I try to choose one that is regularly cleaned. That means not going in restrooms in bad neighborhoods. The better the neighborhood, the better the restrooms.

I do bare ass, unless it is really horrendous, then I may lay some toilet paper on the seat. I usually brush off the seat anyways with tp before I sit down to get any pubes out of the way that may be there.

I go camping sometimes, and out there, you are stuck with a outdoor toilet, usually without running water. I usually don't do really primitive camping. The one time I did it, I drove to a portable outdoor toilet, I have no desire to squat over a hole in the ground. I'm not sure if I'm talented enough to squat and dump at the same time. I never tried it.

 

[Whiskey_Lord]

About a dozen layers of paper keeps the cooties off.

 

[Mango Elephant]

I poop wherever the hell I want to poop.

 

[PeteAtoms]

Vote: I avoid using public bathrooms for number twos.

 

[Disgustipated]

You know... Hasn't technology evolved to a point that we can have self-cleaning toilets in restrooms? Why in the year 2011, are we still forced to use disgusting bathrooms?

Every time a person leaves the stall, the entire stall should be showered like in a car wash. The water then goes through a drain in the floor. The toilet paper would have to be in a waterproof dispenser of course.

 

[PeteAtoms]

It's all about how much $ people are willing to spend.

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

I lift up the seat. Allows me to spread wider. A compromise between Western sitting and Eastern squatting. A good handling of microbiology assures me of the lack of possible infection.

 

[MilesGregarius]

Necro AND scatological.

 

[Hygro]

In California there are seat covers. In Illinois there were none.

 

[Camikaze]

Moderator Action: Not a very insightful necro.