Bigfoot3814
Deity
The whole thing still befuddles me. 

I can't figure out how to determine where the highest value is in an array.
And I can't figure out how to park a car right. The fact that my dad would rather just pull me out and do it himself doesn't help.
I don't think I'll ever be able to drive solo. I scare very easily and lose my nerve quickly and I can't learn since the only one who has time to teach me doesn't have any patience.
Which means I'll never be able to leave this . .. .. .. .ing house for even a short time on my own without relying on the crappy mass transit system.
When driving a car, there's a difference between cautious and timid. Aim for the first and not the second.
How? I am most certainly timid especially when parking or backing up. It doesn't help my stupid car has a parabolic shape making it difficult to see where it ends.
I can't figure out how to determine where the highest value is in an array.
Hm? That shouldn't be hard, just create a "max" variable to store the location of the highest element as you check every one.
I'm at a crossroads of sorts. To the left of me, is a blonde willing to do all sorts of perverted fantasies with me. To the right, a brunette I've lead to believe I want a serious relationship with her. Now the madness is bouncing between my brain and my skull, dwelling in some thin layer of nothing, trying to get into my brain and it's slowly succeeding. I've dreamt the blond will kill me with a knife in the kitchen. I've dreamt that I will get the brunette preggnorz. Each seems a terrifying thought. Now I dont know which to chose, if any. The dark side in me tells me to play with them both, see how long I can juggle them and I'm sorely tempted for reasons unknown except a terrible yearning I cannot explain. The light side screams at me 'Fool boy, ditch the blonde and get on with the brunette. It's what you always wanted even if you denied it, ran from it so many times.' The two sides clash and I want to do is laugh manically and tear out my long hair which is probably, at least partly why I am here at this point. And so I'm here typing nonsense, making black-white words appear on a crystal liquid display like magic of sorts. I honestly dont know what to do anymore...
How old are you less then 25 go with blondie over 25 go with the brunette.