Random Rants 23: Christ, you know it ain't easy!

[Ekolite]

I have a stalker

 

[Mango Elephant]

How do you know?

 

[Ekolite]

He's a guy I met on a gay dating site. I stupidly gave me my number and msn address and now he won't leave me alone. He's nice, but he wants me to meet up and have some fun and I kind of got his hopes up. The thing is really wouldn't feel comfortable meeting up with someone from the internet that I barely know, especially considering he's quite a big guy. And besides, how can I be sure he doesn't have AIDS or something?

 

[Mango Elephant]

Eww, I've had one of those before. I met him on a chat site, and I added him on facebook, and he kept talking trying to cyber with me. The thing was, I was 13 years old at the time, and he was 22. Don't even talk to your stalker, just block him on all your sites. He'll get the hint.

 

[Ekolite]

I would but he's such a nice guy. I really can't . Besides there's a small part of me that kind of likes the attention. Its the only reason I sign up to these awful sites .

BTW that's not a stalker, its a paedophile

 

[sophie]

Just finished the second series of the show "Skins". Now I feel rather depressed.

 

[Mathalamus]

I would but he's such a nice guy. I really can't . Besides there's a small part of me that kind of likes the attention. Its the only reason I sign up to these awful sites .

BTW that's not a stalker, its a paedophile

hes not a nice guy if he is pressuring you do things you don't want. my recommendation is to block him from all the sites that he is in.

 

[Ulyaoth]

Contentedness, is there anything worse in life? I say, no.

 

[Mad Man]

what about AIDS or evan worse Twilight?

 

[Ulyaoth]

At least then I'd have hope or dread.

 

[madviking]

I think I may need to have my wisdom teeth pulled out...my mouth feels like a female dog.

 

[Mad Man]

that sounds fluffy

 

[Tee Kay]

What's with all the wisdom teeth problems here lately?

 

[madviking]

A lot of CFC is entering adulthood.

 

[GenMarshall]

Strange, I never even gotten my wisdom teeth


Guess that explains why I am dumb

 

[Mad Man]

I haven't brushed my teeth in two years.

 

[PlutonianEmpire]

I haven't brushed my teeth in two years.

Awesome!

Teach those damn dentists a lesson! Screw 'em!

 

[Ulyaoth]

One of my jackass neighbors is trying to steal my cat. He spends half his time outside especially now in summer, and he's taken to travelling a bit, and down the one way he usually goes everyone knows he's ours, but he seems to have started travelling down the other way lately and had been disappearing for periods of time. I was seeing him every morning again lately, until a little over a week ago when my mom saw a woman crossing the street holding him down the next block. She claimed that he was always at her house and never left

Since that time when they obviously released he is someone's he completely disappeared until just about 20 minutes ago I saw him in my driveway. Now he's being a pain in the ass trying to get back out but I'm not letting him. Little bastard.

 

[Mathalamus]

I haven't brushed my teeth in two years.

i got you beat. i haven't brushed my teeth except in emergencies in 4 or 5 years.

 

[Synobun]

That is horrid, guys
Brush once a day in the morning for five minutes.

Surely that's perfectly reasonable in your day plan?