Random Rants 23: Christ, you know it ain't easy!

[Camikaze]

Chilli-honey vodka. Don't do it, seriously.

Also (and perhaps consequently), don't go three stops on the Moscow metro the wrong way before realizing your mistake.

 

[W|M]

Here in the UK, you can drink at home from the age of 5! : Unfortunately, it's how I discovered champagne is disgusting, and vodka and coke is worse.

 

[Cull]

I don't know what fiftychat is.

 

[Yared]

It's a chatroom.

 

[Bill3000]

I don't know what fiftychat is.

There's a usergroup on CFC (click my profile to find it) for fiftychat where you can quickly find out where it is.

 

[Tee Kay]

I am finding the ignore list increasingly useful.

 

[Martacus]

Our newspaper delivery person wrecked one of the plants in our garden! C'mon, this isn't a video game--no extra points for knocking over the flowers, beating dogs, or breaking windows. Just put the goddamned paper on the goddamned porch, even if it means you have to get out of your car, you lazy slob.

NO TIP FOR YOU!

 

[madviking]

I have a bad toothache.

 

[choxorn]

Why does my guitar's high E string always break?

 

[Yared]

You've tuned it too hard?

 

[really]

Moving desk - am going to be surrounded by women.

Have already been subjected to a conversation about fake tan.

 

[Yared]

Rant: They raised the limit at Viktor Rydberg from 305 to 320! So I didn't get accepted.

Rave: They raised the limit at the school I got into, so at least I wont be stuck in a class with people who aren't motivated.

 

[gangleri2001]

I just found out that my 40 yo sister who has two (normal, not emo) sons and NO daughters has become a twilight mom. This is the beginning of the end of my family.

 

[_random_]

There's only one solution.

Too far?

 

[really]

What is a twilight mom?

I am aware that twilight is something to do with werewolves or vampires or suchlike.

 

[gangleri2001]

What is a twilight mom?

I am aware that twilight is something to do with werewolves or vampires or suchlike.

 

[W|M]

Felipe Melo is now officially the most hated man in Brasil!!!

 

[azzaman333]

Brazil scored a goal, making the Dutch domination slightly less impressive

 

[downtown]

I hate sports.

Clearly, there is no God.

 

[Bill3000]

I caved in.

Have facebook now.