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yep warpus definitely gay
 
Asexuality is becoming widely recognized (among the wise) as are other spectrums of sexual behavior.

The sad truth is that most of us slept through Health Class back in high school and that cruel gossip and ignorant rumor seem to be the major activities of human social interaction.

The important question in my mind is; Does Warpus drink the right beer?:huh:
 
Actually when I came out my parents told me they suspected it. My mom said when she commented the possibility to my dad, he answered that I must be because I didn't bring any girls home. Following this line of thought, I'm probably asexual since I haven't brought any boys home either. :crazyeye:
Have you ever brought home any pets?
In this case, my mother is probably expecting that whatever children I bring back would be half-goat.
You're a sheperd, ain't ya?
Once my mom asked me if I was gay just after I came from a brony meet-up, to which I barked back than no I wasn't, just because I felt she was associating it to liking My Little Pony, which has nothing to do with it.
*giggles*
What happens in the arctic, stays in the arctic.
It's… for the cold. For keeping warm. Or was that the justification for the akvavit?
 
My grandparents were goat-herders, or, at least had goats and sheep in their country house until they had to sell them.
 
Country house? In Communist times? And you insist that you've been taught not to vote for the Communists?
 
I'm such a n00b homosexual though, I can't even do the lisp and I'm horrible at fashion. I don't even like penis. None of the stereotypes seem to apply to me, I don't think I'll ever be accepted.

Well, those stereotypes don't apply to roughly half the homosexual population, and that half is well known for not liking penis.
 
Akevitt will sort out both the cold and unexpected bedfellows.
It's spelled akvavit, you filthy Dane!
Well, those stereotypes don't apply to roughly half the homosexual population, and that half is well known for not liking penis.
So then warpus has beent making these ‘tourist’ trips to find exotic enough locations for making lesbian porn with GoodEnoughForMe?
 
About half an hour ago while I was cutting a piece of gauze to use as a fresh bandage over the stitches I got last Tuesday when I cut my leg with a circular saw last week, I somehow managed to cut my hand with the scissors.

It is not a big cut and I'm sure I won't need stitches or an ER visit this time. It initially bled out a lot faster than the leg wound did, but is not bleeding at all now.

A standard size bandage could have covered this cut easily, but since the gauze was much closer I used a bit of that instead.


p.s. I sent a Facebook friend request to that hot PA student from the ER that evening, and she accepted the following afternoon. On Sunday evening I sent her a PM asking if she'd seen the new Star Wars yet (since she'd mentioned at our first meeting that she was really looking forward to it but thought that her Christmas plans with her family in Colorado would interfere). I said I had not seen it yet and that I find my sister's lack of enthusiasm for it disturbing, and suggested that I take her instead if she returns to town before seeing it. She replied in the early morning yesterday "Hello! Actually, I just saw it the day before I left Atlanta. I won't spoil anything, except to say that I loved it! Definitely worth seeing more than once. :) "

At first glance that looked like a standard little smilie face at the end, but since it did not copy and paste correctly just now I looked closer and thought it seemed to have the eyes squinting and a slight blush in the checks. I was trying to look up if that meant anything in particular, when I accidentally sent her one of those giant "meep" emoticons. It was apparently the one called the "Shy sticker." I have never used this feature on Facebook and am not a fan, but can't seem to find any way to undo it.

Do you think that would help or hurt my chances with her?
 
Denmark don't have akevitt, they have Gammel Dansk!
Ak. Va. Vitt. Or else, just viina. But none of that ake thing, please.
 
rant: cfc doesn't support emojis ��
Unless madviking was transformed into a high school girl without our knowledge, shouldn't the lack of emoji support be a rave?
 
About half an hour ago while I was cutting a piece of gauze to use as a fresh bandage over the stitches I got last Tuesday when I cut my leg with a circular saw last week, I somehow managed to cut my hand with the scissors.

It is not a big cut and I'm sure I won't need stitches or an ER visit this time. It initially bled out a lot faster than the leg wound did, but is not bleeding at all now.

A standard size bandage could have covered this cut easily, but since the gauze was much closer I used a bit of that instead.


p.s. I sent a Facebook friend request to that hot PA student from the ER that evening, and she accepted the following afternoon. On Sunday evening I sent her a PM asking if she'd seen the new Star Wars yet (since she'd mentioned at our first meeting that she was really looking forward to it but thought that her Christmas plans with her family in Colorado would interfere). I said I had not seen it yet and that I find my sister's lack of enthusiasm for it disturbing, and suggested that I take her instead if she returns to town before seeing it. She replied in the early morning yesterday "Hello! Actually, I just saw it the day before I left Atlanta. I won't spoil anything, except to say that I loved it! Definitely worth seeing more than once. :) "

At first glance that looked like a standard little smilie face at the end, but since it did not copy and paste correctly just now I looked closer and thought it seemed to have the eyes squinting and a slight blush in the checks. I was trying to look up if that meant anything in particular, when I accidentally sent her one of those giant "meep" emoticons. It was apparently the one called the "Shy sticker." I have never used this feature on Facebook and am not a fan, but can't seem to find any way to undo it.

Do you think that would help or hurt my chances with her?
Just say "oops, hit that by mistake."

I would also definitely ask her if she wanted to see it with you.
 
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