Random Rants #63: These Rants Don't Run

[cardgame]

Rant: my position at work has changed and left me without any coworkers to talk to.

If it makes you feel better, the other versions for the title were:

• Infinite Rants
• 2 Minutes to Rants
• Wasted Rants
• Rants Can Wait
• Where Only Rants Dare
• Caught Somewhere In Rants
• The Rants People Do
• Brave New Rants
• Dream of Rants
• Dance of Rants
• The Thin Line Between Rants and Raves
• Brighter Than a Thousand Rants
• Lord of Rants

as you can see, this was for the best.

A Thousand Splendid Suns Raves should be the next thread serial, or I'm going to make another rant ITT.

 

[Lohrenswald]

Tolni your thread is great 9/10 too much subtitling

anyway, rant: stuff's still going down the drain for me

 

[Joecoolyo]

I think the title is chuckle-worthy.

 

[hobbsyoyo]

Rant: the fact that Tolni got to grab a rants thread by not making a rant and making a terrible title is lame

 

[jackelgull]

You know what, I'll be contrarian today, and say I actually kind of like the thread title. Has a certain artistry. Still, no Roman numerals? Boo.

 

[hobbsyoyo]

death to contrarians, death to jackelgull!

 

[jackelgull]

Long live the gull fused with a jackel! Long live this aberration of nature!

 

[schlaufuchs]

I was going to do something annoying with archaic English equivalents of the two parts of your name, but jackal is apparently a Wanderwort, which makes sense, so now I can't :[

 

[Timsup2nothin]

So only the more pedestrian rants are allowed? Or am I missing something?

 

[W|M]

No, vehicular rants are allowed too

 

[Arakhor]

Ba-dum tish! WIM, when did you get back?

 

[W|M]

Roughly around now

 

[schlaufuchs]

So only the more pedestrian rants are allowed? Or am I missing something?

Pedestrian is only partially admitted: ambulatory and stationary rants only; no cursory complaints of any kind.

No, vehicular rants are allowed too

Vehicular rants are allowed, but only in languages that don't idiomatically use the verb "to run" to indicate an engine in operation.

 

[W|M]

Tem muito trânsito de manhã, then

 

[azzaman333]

I feel like I lost a fight in my sleep last night. Everything hurts and I'm tired as hell.

 

[choxorn]

Rant: Tolni's 1000 post thread grab was ultra lame.

 

[gay_Aleks]

I had to be Quick or be Dead.

 

[Kyriakos]

I had to be Quick or be Dead.

Tell me why you had to be the powerslave...

 

[Lohrenswald]

I'm starting to think I should take this sleep-thing seriously

 

[Snerk]

If it makes you feel better, the other versions for the title were:

• Infinite Rants
• 2 Minutes to Rants
• Wasted Rants
• Rants Can Wait
• Where Only Rants Dare
• Caught Somewhere In Rants
• The Rants People Do
• Brave New Rants
• Dream of Rants
• Dance of Rants
• The Thin Line Between Rants and Raves
• Brighter Than a Thousand Rants
• Lord of Rants

as you can see, this was for the best.

Mmmh I prefer Brave New Rants to the current one.