Random Rants #63: These Rants Don't Run

[Synobun]

My benefits were denied by the government, so I'm going to be homeless soon... again. Life's so fun.

 

[Lohrenswald]

That sounds pretty serious...

 

[choxorn]

And remember not to discuss her mammary glands or posterior. You're a university graduate.

I'm not a graduate for another few months.

 

[Lohrenswald]

While I think this might be a bad Idea to rethread, and given Synsensa seems to have a much worse problem, still:

I can guarantee you no one is offended by your posting, and often socially things may feel estranged but people still read & care & relate to what you say/do even if not voicing so.

thing is that you're not on fiftychat

also new rant-thingie:
I'm starting to conscider dropping every siblge subject I've had this semester
which is rather a downer

 

[Kennigit]

I'm not a graduate for another few months.

go for it now, you do NOT want to be struggling in the 23-25 dating pool if you can avoid it

 

[Hygro]

Why can't I just tell her how I feel about her?

Why do I just get overcome by tons of anxiety and nervousness every time I try? It doesn't seem like it should be this hard...

Why can't I at least figure out a better way of flirting than "act really shy and awkward around girl of interest and hope she's braver than I am"

Hygro school of getting laid and/or getting a girlfriend: kick her in the shins and then run away. Repeat a few times. Then pull her hair. Then while pulling her hair pull her in close so only she can hear you, tell her that you want to do nasty, freaky things to her that she's never dreamed of. Then breath on her neck through your nostrils and teeth.

 

[choxorn]

I see no way that could possibly fail.

 

[Hygro]

edit: too advanced a lesson

excellent, report back your success

 

[Gori the Grey]

Hygro school of getting laid and/or getting a girlfriend: kick her in the shins and then run away. Repeat a few times. Then pull her hair. Then while pulling her hair pull her in close so only she can hear you, tell her that you want to do nasty, freaky things to her that she's never dreamed of. Then breath on her neck through your nostrils and teeth.

This from the guy who gets up in arms about a video showing guys saying "How you doin'" to a woman walking around Manhattan.

 

[azzaman333]

I'm worried I just completely screwed up applying for a job at the application stage.

 

[Borachio]

Hygro school of getting laid and/or getting a girlfriend: kick her in the shins and then run away. Repeat a few times. Then pull her hair. Then while pulling her hair pull her in close so only she can hear you, tell her that you want to do nasty, freaky things to her that she's never dreamed of. Then breath on her neck through your nostrils and teeth.

This is literally primary school text book stuff.

I have absolutely no memories of getting laid in primary school.

Fortunately.

But my shins still bear some very strange scars. Possibly in retaliation. Modern science just don't know everything.

"From yon far country blows: What are those blue remembered hills?"

 

[Hygro]

This from the guy who gets up in arms about a video showing guys saying "How you doin'" to a woman walking around Manhattan.

 

[Lohrenswald]

I got literally nothing done today
and now I can't get assistance from teachers et al anymore

 

[Phrossack]

I've crushed enough ants invading my dorm that the place sometimes smells of paint. Living in dorms is how you get ants.

At least there's only another week or two of this.

 

[warpus]

I hate how nobody ever salts anything anymore. "Sodium is bad for you, so we're not putting any salt in anything anymore", obviously an exaggeration, but it's friggin annoying.

 

[The_J]

5 hours in meetings today....buah.

 

[Takhisis]

This from the guy who gets up in arms about a video showing guys saying "How you doin'" to a woman walking around Manhattan.

The one who inexplicably hates Friends is Commodore, not Hygro.

 

[Hygro]

No no, it's both of us.

 

[gay_Aleks]

you mean the three of us

Friends reruns killed the weekend

 

[Takhisis]

You… you hate Friends. That… that is a rant by itself.