Random Rants #63: These Rants Don't Run

[JohannaK]

My problem is exactly the opposite. I'm going thinner and, this has been going on for some time, fitting or somewhat tight pants that I buy get too wide for me after two uses, making the use of belts or suspenders indispensable. I don't like belts.

 

[Arakhor]

I have worn a belt with literally everything for 20 years. I have mentioned before that my weight makes any woman in earshot jealous.

 

[gay_Aleks]

Oof. I feel so lonely..

 

[Snerk]

Generally, I find weight gain harder than weight loss too. But I'm definitely not immune to cultivating a little bit of belly fat as well. If only you could select which fat to burn.

Oof. I feel so lonely..

Do you want to spoon?

 

[gay_Aleks]

Unfortunately, I happen to be a white, boring and straight male, so I am not very interested into men unless you're secretly woman or something.

 

[Snerk]

I could wear a wig?

 

[gay_Aleks]

I think the main issue here is lacking the proper organs, I'm afraid.

But if so much you want it, I prefer brunettes.

 

[Snerk]

Enough pillow talk!

 

[gay_Aleks]

You really don't want that.

 

[Arakhor]

My body is probably more ungainly than yours, Tolni.

 

[Commodore]

I think the main issue here is lacking the proper organs, I'm afraid.

They have a surgery for that...

 

[Takhisis]

Or just get a brassiere and put some rolled-up socks inside it.

 

[The_J]

To join a bit the rant from before: I'm not losing weight fast enough :/. 2.5 kg this year only :/.

Unrelated: Slept like crap last night. In the middle my housemate came home, later I woke up due to the massive sunburn on my neck, and afterwards only had nightmares. I'm tired like hell, and it's only 7 PM.

 

[Takhisis]

Sunburn? #firstworldproblems

 

[Snerk]

Wish I could give you my metabolism(or whatever it is), J. Losing weight is pretty effortless. Gaining less so.

Sunburn? #firstworldproblems

Last summer I got slightly sunburned at some point. And it can take serious dedication to get sunburned in Norway.

 

[W|M]

If you're pale enough, you can get sunburnt even when it's cloudy

 

[Snerk]

My skin is a little odd in that it doesn't go particularly red when I get sunburned. So the few time I've gotten really burned everybody thinks I'm just whining.

 

[Commodore]

Sunburn? #firstworldproblems

Until it turns into skin cancer...

 

[The_J]

Sunburn? #firstworldproblems

Can't say I mind .

Wish I could give you my metabolism(or whatever it is), J. Losing weight is pretty effortless. Gaining less so.

Thanks , but my brother-in-law is before you in the queue.
I go 5 times per week to the gym and don't lose weight (yeah, I do enough running and stuff), my brother-in-law does weight training to get muscles, and doesn't get any weight at all.
So unfair *grrr*.

And yeah, more first-world-problems ^^.

 

[Hygro]

I go 5 times per week to the gym and don't lose weight (yeah, I do enough running and stuff), my brother-in-law does weight training to get muscles, and doesn't get any weight at all.
So unfair *grrr*.

So maybe.... ?