Random Rants 76: Argh! Augh! Ahhh!

[MaryKB]

Scroll wheel on my mouse isn't working right.

I've got a problem with scrolling on my work computer, just started yesterday ...

When I'll usually use my wheel in Excel, my screen would go up or down 3 rows at a time. But for some reason, now when I scroll my page moves like 15 rows, and I'm getting really frustrated. I don't know how this happened or how I can fix it.

 

[aimeeandbeatles]

I've got a problem with scrolling on my work computer, just started yesterday ...

When I'll usually use my wheel in Excel, my screen would go up or down 3 rows at a time. But for some reason, now when I scroll my page moves like 15 rows, and I'm getting really frustrated. I don't know how this happened or how I can fix it.

Control Panel > Mouse, Wheel tab:

 

[MaryKB]

Control Panel > Mouse, Wheel tab:

THANK YOU! I don't know how this happened, but it was set to 15!

 

[Synobun]

I just looked at the back of an all-purpose cleaner bottle for its nutrition facts.

 

[Valka D'Ur]

I just looked at the back of an all-purpose cleaner bottle for its nutrition facts.

There's a restaurant in Calgary that was caught using countertop-cleaning agents to wash the fruits and veggies. But don't worry, it wasn't enough to kill anyone, according to the bureaucrats.

 

[rah]

I just looked at the back of an all-purpose cleaner bottle for its nutrition facts.

And, were they there

 

[Synobun]

And, were they there

100% Vitamin D.

The 'D' stands for 'Dead'.

 

[rah]

EXCELLENT

 

[aimeeandbeatles]

100% Vitamin D.

The 'D' stands for 'Dead'.

You mean Vitamin A, for 'Absolutely Dead.'

 

[Thorgalaeg]

Vitamin F.

 

[Silurian]

I just looked at the back of an all-purpose cleaner bottle for its nutrition facts.

I was told by someone who worked in Libya that washing up liquid can be used to get maggots out of meat.
Soak the meat and they crawl out. Then wash the meat and cook.
Personally I would have stopped eating meat.

 

[aimeeandbeatles]

Or you could just eat the maggots instead. Nice source of protein, I would think.

 

[Takhisis]

Let me guess: They respond by yelling at you and calling you names, because little Timmy would never do such a thing?

Not in my case, at least, but it's always a reaction you have to be prepared for.

 

[Synobun]

Not in my case, at least, but it's always a reaction you have to be prepared for.

In Argentina, the teachers give the parents free helicopter rides.

 

[Takhisis]

Nah, that's too expensive.

A pair of very stingy parents threw a party worth more than the flat I live in for their daughter (one of my former pupils)'s birthday. But the teacher is not worth it.

 

[Ajidica]

In Argentina, the teachers give the parents free helicopter rides.

Only if you assign this as homework....

 

[hobbsyoyo]

I just looked at the back of an all-purpose cleaner bottle for its nutrition facts.

Spoiler toilet humor, literally :

Forget your phone when you went to the john?

 

[Birdjaguar]

Only if you assign this as homework....
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Cute, but why is it all in English if it's an Argentine elementary school?

 

[Takhisis]

Well, it is about me teaching English to Argentine elementary-schoolers.

 

[Birdjaguar]

Yeah, but you didn't post that picture.