Random Rants 80: Computer Says No

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An odd unit of measurement for baked goods
 
Three tons of cake sounds nice, Arakhor. Don't spoil the dream.
I did mean 3 tons
Seriously, be my Platonic lover already.
What about dodging import tax? Or tax import dodging? Import dodging tax?
How about dodging questions?
Look, a distraction!

The system is obscene. Basically if I were rich enough I could keep all my money offshore and arrange transfers on two separate circuits, one outside Argentinistan and one inside it; of course, if I were that rich I wouldn't need a job, because that's how the world has been engineered to be.
But if I am a registered small business, etc. etc. then the government arbitrarily decides how much I'll earn based on arcane concepts, tax me based on that, then give me the rest of the year to actually earn the money for which I've already been taxed. I can apply for a refund, but with 48% year-on-year inflation I lose 48% of that money because it's not tied to inflation. So, yes, I can lose less money by not working if I'm in… what's the opposite of a sweet spot? A bitter spot? A sour spot? An umami spot? A salt(-in-the-wounds-)y spot? Well, whatever the metaphor is, I am trying to move out of that spot.
 
The solution then is to become rich. That way you can buy video games.
 
The solution then is to become rich. That way you can buy video games.
Hah. Funny thing: I can earn money from customers and get it on PayPal; as long as I don't ‘download it’ into a real bank to pay for groceries or utilities the government can't find me and I can still use it to pay videogames.
It's as if life WANTED me to be a lifelong gamer bum.
 
Do you have mobile pay, like google wallet or apple's whatever? if so you can just screw real banks and use your phone/paypal
 
I think the government will catch up to that type of thing eventually. Just like on-line sales tax and taxing tips.
 
Mobiles? My personal convictions regarding personal freedoms, mass idiotisation, (and over the years, once we began to find out, conflict-zone materials, anti-ecological practices, etc.) means no cellphones.

And yes, basically the government can tax me. Rich people don't get taxed but I do.
 
It is not foolproof, but Western Union works in a pinch. (At least here.)

Source: Had to use Western Union for over a year to receive money.

But that requires someone to take the money you have in PayPal and then send the remaining funds to you via WU, which charges, shall we say, hefty fees. So probably better to have your would-be clients pay you via WU directly.
 
Hah. Funny thing: I can earn money from customers and get it on PayPal; as long as I don't ‘download it’ into a real bank to pay for groceries or utilities the government can't find me and I can still use it to pay videogames.
It's as if life WANTED me to be a lifelong gamer bum.

Zkribbler wishes that small businesses scrambling for sales could work tax free while giant scofflaws like GE and Amazon would pay more.
 
So yes, a) I agree with Zkribbler's wish,
b) 3 tons of chocolate cake, made in Catalonia or otherwise, gets draco-royal assent from each of my five heads,
c) yes, Western Union is an option. Sadly.
 
Is that the same guy as in Mr Iglesias? *wikis* Hey, it is! Now I know what we're gonna start watching on Netflix next...
 
I wish YouTube would stop taking up 50% CPU when I play a video. Sounds like a jet taking off every time.
 
Sounds like you need water cooling. ;)
 
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