Random Rants 80: Computer Says No

[Arakhor]

Well, now's your opportunity to show us your radiant true form in Members' Photos.

 

[MaryKB]

I wouldn't want your monitor screens to crack.

 

[AdamCrock]

I keep one in my purse ... even though I don't go out wearing my glasses, you never know when you might need one. Works really well for sunglasses too.

I wore my glasses today, when I'm sick my eyes get a bit swollen. I didn't put on any makeup eirher, and I look like a hideous frumpy mess.

I'm a little bit scared to ask , but I will What have You got in Your purse , what do women usually have there - it's a bit weird fascination of mine It seems like they have everything in there ! :O Maybe there's a secret conspiracy about it and women use multi-dimensional purses

 

[aimeeandbeatles]

I'm a little bit scared to ask , but I will What have You got in Your purse , what do women usually have there - it's a bit weird fascination of mine It seems like they have everything in there ! :O Maybe there's a secret conspiracy about it and women use multi-dimensional purses

It's where your missing socks from the dryer go.

 

[Arakhor]

I wouldn't want your monitor screens to crack.

I've had a stuck green pixel on my monitor since the day I bought it. If your visage is so terrifying that the pixel turns electrons and runs, I'll consider that a success, not a mistake!

Besides, if your eyes are slightly swollen, I'm sure that'll more than make up for the shrinking effect you claim your glasses have on your eyes.

 

[MaryKB]

I'm a little bit scared to ask , but I will What have You got in Your purse , what do women usually have there - it's a bit weird fascination of mine It seems like they have everything in there ! :O Maybe there's a secret conspiracy about it and women use multi-dimensional purses

I just dumped out my current everyday purse for you ... (took my phone out of my wallet/case for a picture)

That lavender-colored thing at the bottom is my microfiber cloth.

 

[Snerk]

I'm so happy I decided to get my eyes lazered a few years ago. I really don't miss glasses or contacts at all!

 

[aimeeandbeatles]

I'm so happy I decided to get my eyes lazered a few years ago. I really don't miss glasses or contacts at all!

Can you shoot lasers from your eyes???

 

[hobbsyoyo]

Can you shoot lasers from your eyes???

Pfft, you can't?

 

[Arakhor]

I just dumped out my current everyday purse for you ... (took my phone out of my wallet/case for a picture)

You routinely carry $150+ around with you? You must feel pretty safe in your daily routine.

 

[Synobun]

I just dumped out my current everyday purse for you ... (took my phone out of my wallet/case for a picture)

That lavender-colored thing at the bottom is my microfiber cloth.

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How insecure does it make people when you shake their hand and then whip out the hand sanitizer?

 

[Snerk]

How insecure does it make people when you shake their hand and then whip out the hand sanitizer?

The old shake and sanitise. Nice, I approve. This how you don't catch a cold. Textbook.

Can you shoot lasers from your eyes???

Only when I'm disappointed.

You routinely carry $150+ around with you? You must feel pretty safe in your daily routine.

Clearly she's going to her dealer.

 

[MaryKB]

You routinely carry $150+ around with you? You must feel pretty safe in your daily routine.

That's only for emergencies, you never know when something might happen. I live in a very safe town as well, and that's really not a whole lot of money (I wouldn't carry anything that would really hurt me to lose)

How insecure does it make people when you shake their hand and then whip out the hand sanitizer?

Oh dear, I'd never do such a thing! Sometimes you know you've touched something awful and just need to clean your hands, right?

 

[Synobun]

Oh dear, I'd never do such a thing! Sometimes you know you've touched something awful and just need to clean your hands, right?

Right, another person's hand. We're saying the same thing here...

 

[aimeeandbeatles]

You don't know where the other person's hand has been.

 

[AdamCrock]

I just dumped out my current everyday purse for you ... (took my phone out of my wallet/case for a picture)

That lavender-colored thing at the bottom is my microfiber cloth.

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Thanks ! Oooooh let's see ! I have noticed You probably like the peach color Ice-breaker mints ! cool name ! I see You're religious person - good You never know when You stumble upon a vampire ! There is one item that intrigues me though : a little mysterious flask containing purple fluid. vampire repellant ? Might just be a perfume though. Well You seem organized and prepared for various situations I give You that. It is neat Some woman also have headache pills too. I know because nearly always they've helped me at work when my head started to hurt . God bless women foresightedness I say

 

[aimeeandbeatles]

It's hand sanitizer. It's good at repelling vampires.

 

[rah]

Those micro fiber cloths are also great for phone, tablet and computer screens.

 

[hobbsyoyo]

Rant: Started packing up the apartment. Still don't know where I'm going to wind up.

 

[Synobun]

Rant: Started packing up the apartment. Still don't know where I'm going to wind up.

With me.