Random Rants LIV: I Took An Arrow In The Knee

[Tahuti]

Too bad Germany beat Algeria. A France-Algeria face-off would've been fun to watch. Also, high rioting potential.

Battle of Sedan, anyone?

 

[Borachio]

Beards are mental.

Someone's got too much time on his hands.

 

[Tahuti]

i'm 21 and my beard comes in super patchy

I have a full beard non-stop ever since age 20. I occasionally trim it with scissors.

 

[Kyriakos]

...says a man who can't grow a beard.

Huh?
I wish i couldn't, but in reality every 2 days or so i do have to shave so as to maintain my clean look :byzantine:

 

[Takhisis]

And you don't look like a proper court noble then. Given that the Palæologoi's inheritance went to the Russians, you'd do well to look like a Boyar.

 

[Antilogic]

Huh?
I wish i couldn't, but in reality every 2 days or so i do have to shave so as to maintain my clean look :byzantine:

The only people who say beards don't look good are those who have beard envy. #Freudian #HardTruths

 

[Tahuti]

The only people who say beards don't look good are those who have beard envy. #Freudian #HardTruths

Once women are able to implants fully functional penises (including for purposes of procreation) we are able to see whether Freud was right.

Actually, given that some men are hellbent on losing their penis, I guess he was kinda wrong.

 

[Borachio]

The only people who say beards don't look good are those who have beard envy. #Freudian #HardTruths

The only people who say beards look good are those whose beardless faces shouldn't be allowed out of the house in daylight. #Rationalism #BareFacts

I remember Billy Connolly, after he'd had a beard for a number of years, saying he shaved it off only to discover this potato (sic) underneath. Whereupon he grew it again as quickly as possible.

 

[Takhisis]

We need Mathilda to come back to the forum and say that all men are beautiful.

 

[Kyriakos]

And you don't look like a proper court noble then. Given that the Palæologoi's inheritance went to the Russians, you'd do well to look like a Boyar.

There were more emperors than the Palaiologoi, though #komnenoi, #alexiosII

 

[dusters]

We need Mathilda to come back to the forum and say that all men are beautiful.

All men are beautiful anyway. They bring balance to the force

 

[really]

That's depressing news. Unless you hate your job, of course.

They don't generally give you any more notice than they have to, though. As people notoriously stop working, or stop working as conscientiously as they might, when they know the job's coming to an end. Still, maybe they're giving you as long as possible to find other work. What are the prospects for you?

Thanks - my situation is a bit odd as the company I work for has been winding down for more than five years at this stage. We all slacked off long ago.

Prospects are meh - something will come up but it might not be ideal.

 

[JohannaK]

Sad to hear that. At least you have three months.

 

[Bugfatty300]

Yesterday, I was working on my car. I went inside for a just moment and I came back to find that someone had walked by, pissed on the engine and battery and left.

 

[Terxpahseyton]

Rant: Hashtags are everywhere!

Yesterday, I was working on my car. I went inside for a just moment and I came back to find that someone had walked by, pissed on the engine and battery and left.

A Mexican thing?

 

[azzaman333]

Rant: Hashtags are everywhere!

A Mexican thing?

#hashtags

 

[salty mud]

Rant: Hashtags are everywhere!

#dealwithit

 

[Terxpahseyton]

 

[bhsup]

Rant: Hashtags are everywhere!

#hashtags

#dealwithit

No, I will not deal with it! Want to know why?

#poundsignawareness

 

[Camikaze]

I thought a pound sign was £. Google seems to agree.