Random Rants LV: The Joy of Ranting

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Omigod, Zack, you can't just offer someone silver to see if they'll kill someone!

Offer at least some gold, ya cheapskate!
Nah, shouldn't take more than, I don't know... thirty pieces of silver? Thirty being totally arbitrary, naturally.
 
I don't like how my autocorrect sometimes randomly turns commas into exclamation marks! like that one. It sounds as if I'm shouting, or, worse, over-eager.
 
Finding exclamation marks in History books just makes me cringe. So much for being neutral and not taking any side, eh?
 
Well, i like rituals. We don't have a Buddhist temple here in Latvia. So sometimes i just attend the Service in Catholic church, cus i like the atmosphere. I don't eat their bread and don't drink their wine. And i don't confess.

I could be Taoist, if Taoism wasn't such an old dogmatic religion. Maybe i'm wrong and all that sexist stuff about women being an provider of life elixir to men is out of date. I should visit China's countryside to find out that.
 
Finding exclamation marks in History books just makes me cringe. So much for being neutral and not taking any side, eh?

I know! It's so annoying! You know! When exclamation marks are overused! Often by people who don't know any better!!!! And then they sometimes add in an arbitrary amount of exclamation marks!! See I did it again! Dalmatia #1 Balkan nation!


I'm glad when I was a kid, for all the issues there were, I never went through the "adding exclamation marks everywhere makes your writing cooler" phase.
 
No, they were more often used during the times when they were discussing Stalin and Hitler. "x person did y thing, it's terrible! Nobody does artsy stuff! Science deeeeeeeeead!!". Unfortunately, this means that I'll have to bear with it for 9 months. God, how I hate modern history once someone invented treaties that go like this
"1. stuff stuff stuff
2. this stuff
5. also you can't do this either"
I can barely read the UN founding treaty. I fall asleep after the third point.


Anyway, I might have a bunch of posts where I have exclamation marks. From the depth of my soul, I apologize sincerely.
 
Only heterosexual and bisexual chicks dig me. I want some more pansexuals right NOW. Lol.
What matters (or should matter, from my point of view) is whether you two are attracted to each other, not what in general either one is attracted to.
Religion? what's that?
Best thing ever.
JoanK said:
I'm a Catholic I believe. I attended service one time.
You should attend, what with our new Pope and all.
 
Tak - i'm about to change my sex legally to woman and i'm an intersex/male now. So hetero girls falling for me - it's flat out wrong, cus I can't please them like men can.

So pansexuality means that one is attracted to another person in general, regardless of gender. Usually it's personality which fits like a glove. And said personality could be found in any gender humanoid ^^
 
'Humanoid'? Go (back) to Japan and ask them to build you a robot.

Anyways, I see your point… I just thought you'd already completed the, um, transition.
 
I'm trying to find someone to marry and adopt kids together, cus i'm getting old. I can get very rich if i make an algorithm for bringing up a kid from 0 to 18. But maybe this idea is so 24th century i can postpone it ^^

I understand, i act like i have done it, but in reality there is a lot to be done still.
 
Who do you want to marry, Dusters? Man, woman, intersexual, pansexual? Or doesn't it matter?

As for you being unable to give a heterosexual woman the same pleasure as a man can, I wouldn't be so sure, if I were you*. There are ways around these sorts of things, I'm sure you know. Being a geisha, and everything. Perhaps you don't really want to give them that pleasure, eh?

(*Though, pretty obviously I'm not.)
 
She is a lesbian transsexual. I think. She wants a pansexual because a pansexual will love her just the same all through the process.
 
It is typical of my fate that I am associated with Polanders living in Scawtland for some reason.

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Now I know why Domen loves me.
 
She is a lesbian transsexual. I think. She wants a pansexual because a pansexual will love her just the same all through the process.

This is correct.

@Borachio

Well, i'm looking for a lesbian partner. Therefore it's more about common values, not their sex.

Yes, there is always a way. However - as being Geisha i treat others as clients and work as hard as i can. With a partner - everything has to be more or less natural. I'm conservative in this way.

@Madviking

More or less correct as well.


Bottom line - i don't want any of my clients falling in love with me again. People forget that i'm geisha and start treating me like any other human being, while i'm being nice just for the sake of being nice as geisha.


@azzaman333
Should not have stayed up til 6am playing Civ last night...

Oh, i really hope i can make a day free for this this year. I envy you :blush:
 
If you dread waking up, don't go to sleep at all!
 
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