Random Rants LXIV: Who's Acting Like a Child Now?

[BvBPL]

It's probably the leading cause of ENT-related cancers.

You snus, you lose.

 

[Dachs]

Snus isn't the same as chewing tobacco though, as there's no chewing (or spitting) going on.

yeah snus is way less disgusting than dip for the people around you

I have probably already told this story but a fellow agricultural laborer and I were driving to another part of the farm and we both had Cokes in the drink holder and I reached for one but it was the wrong one because as I brought it up to my lips I smelled one of the worst smells of all time and I took a closer look before I drank and I'm glad I did because it was his spittoon

brown liquid looked a LOT like Coke though

anyway I haven't touched Coke since last summer

 

[Takhisis]

You snus, you lose.

Where's the pun police when you need them?

 

[Arakhor]

You snus, you lose.

Get thee to a punnery!

 

[BvBPL]

In about four hours I will hit one week without smoking. I'm still totally craving a smoke. Argh.

 

[Phrossack]

In about four hours I will hit one week without smoking. I'm still totally craving a smoke. Argh.

Try smoking salmon instead. It is delicious and totally worth it.

 

[Takhisis]

Get thee to a punnery!

What do we have to do to make you stop?

 

[shadowplay]

Very well, you will kiss the punner's daughter. Take him below for the makings.

 

[Arakhor]

Very well, you will kiss the punner's daughter. Take him below for the makings.

I knead some dough first!

What do we have to do to make you stop?

I take donations via PayPal and in person, if you feel so inclined, but donor ask twice.

Someone wise once said, be the change you want to see in the world, but I'm really not up to cos-playing as a 20p piece. Then again, that might change.

 

[Takhisis]

You are also on the list.

 

[Arakhor]

Don't tell him, Pike!

 

[Takhisis]

This is a self-perpetuating Rants thread.

 

[Arakhor]

I would say that we've developed a zero-point energy source in this thread, but there'd be no point.

 

[Valka D'Ur]

My question is ‘what is the air velocity of an unladen swallow?’

This is the first time I've ever seen this question without the word "Andorian" in it.

It's a standard question for newly-promoted Flaptains to answer at TrekBBS.

 

[Dachs]

TIL that my passenger-side airbag is actually totes deadly!

fortunately I learned this via first-class mail and not, y'know, via somebody dying in my car

 

[azzaman333]

It's so bloody cold I think my testicles have retreated back inside my body.

 

[shadowplay]

It's so bloody cold I think my testicles have retreated back inside my body.

It was 35 in Toronto yesterday. I think we stole all your heat.

 

[Phrossack]

It's so bloody cold I think my testicles have retreated back inside my body.

I'll gladly trade you my ~40 degree C weather for whatever the Australian definition of "cold" is

 

[Arakhor]

On Tuesday, it was hotter than Miami: on Monday, it was only hotter than Rio de Janeiro.

 

[Takhisis]

This is the first time I've ever seen this question without the word "Andorian" in it.

It's a standard question for newly-promoted Flaptains to answer at TrekBBS.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

I'll gladly trade you my ~40 degree C weather for whatever the Australian definition of "cold" is

To an Australian? Must have been about 35º C.