Random Rants OA - I Have 71 Problems, But This Thread Ain't One

[Valka D'Ur]

 

[aimeeandbeatles]

Why are people waiting for fads to die out ?
Just be done with them personally.

It's impossible to get away from them sometmes, especially when you're visiting Wikia to look up a game NPC or something and half the page is taken up by random crap including the superhero movies. I hate Wikia.

 

[miaasma]

anyway, i don't really know what this thread is but i'll assume by its title it's the appropriate place to vent personal woes

i don't know what i did to the month of april for it to give me a throat virus (literally got it april 1st), followed by sinusitis, but i've been agonizingly sick pretty much every day of the month so far

april 2019 better drop a lottery win on me to make up for whatever this is

 

[Synobun]

Have you considered not being sick?

 

[miaasma]

every time i do, my head throbs

 

[Synobun]

You should do gluten-free yoga about it.

 

[miaasma]

i couldn't hear you over all the avocado toast i'm eating

 

[aimeeandbeatles]

Coffee enemas!

 

[Takhisis]

Coffee enemas!

Why put excrement up your rectum?

 

[Synobun]

Hoo boy looks like I'm watching the Leafs get eliminated!

 

[Broken_Erika]

Hoo boy looks like I'm watching the Leafs get eliminated!

Surprise Surprise. What else would you expect from what my grade 3 teacher called the Toronto Maple Laughs.

 

[Arakhor]

I'm sure that qualifies as "shots fired" in some parts of the world.

 

[Takhisis]

Moar screen time for vidjamagames then.

 

[Synobun]

I'm sure that qualifies as "shots fired" in some parts of the world.

It's a very old and overused joke. Like going, "Ha! Tea! Amirite?" to a Brit.

 

[Takhisis]

Like going, "Ha! Tea! Amirite?" to a Brit.

Shots fired

 

[tjs282]

Pinkie finger strategically extended...

 

[Arakhor]

It's a very old and overused joke. Like going, "Ha! Tea! Amirite?" to a Brit.

I'm not even sure why one would say that, but then I've never had a Canadian say that to me before.

 

[Cutlass]

I'm having a hard time articulating how deeply I can't be bothered to see Infinity War.

It's not that I don't care. That's the problem, there's a nagging sense that I have to see it, or I'll be even more out of the MCU loop than I usually am. But there is just so much of it, and now if I want to make any sense of the next Guardians of the Galaxy I have to sit through two hours of spandex lads I half-remember gurning about vibranium and why won't God just let me die.

It's almost a shame that it's basically guaranteed to make a trillion dollars, but it'll just encourage them to do more of this sort of thing.

There is no god

 

[hobbsyoyo]

I'm having a hard time articulating how deeply I can't be bothered to see Infinity War.

It's not that I don't care. That's the problem, there's a nagging sense that I have to see it, or I'll be even more out of the MCU loop than I usually am. But there is just so much of it, and now if I want to make any sense of the next Guardians of the Galaxy I have to sit through two hours of spandex lads I half-remember gurning about vibranium and why won't God just let me die.

It's almost a shame that it's basically guaranteed to make a trillion dollars, but it'll just encourage them to do more of this sort of thing.

This gives me hope that the superhero movie fad is finally running out of steam. I'm not a fan of almost all of them but of course no one is forcing me to watch them. What has annoyed me is that these movies tend to be expensive to produce and it seems as though so much money is spent on them that studios have avoided making a lot of other movies. I could be wrong, of course, I have no hard data. It just seems that the superhero movies have crowded out a lot of other potential offerings.

 

[Synobun]

What movies do you suggest Marvel make instead?