Actually, if Canada is the U.S.'s "hat," Alaska makes a nice pompom on our toques.And that must be why you keep the Alaskans on the other side of Canada and part of New York on an island.
Seriously, it wouldn't be such a bad thing if Alaska joined Canada - as long as Sarah Palin and her demented family get deported somewhere else and she tells us exactly which vantage point she needs to stand on to see Vladimir Putin - so we can put up a very tall, solid fence (honestly, does he think he's actually sexy in all those ridiculous shirtless photos?
