Random Rants XIX: Failure Tactics

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I 'slept' for 10 hours last night, but woke up every twice during the night, so I never actually got a continuous 8-hour period of sleep.
 
Save me!!! :sad: :cry::eek::help:

There is nothing that can adequately express my revulsion. The most sickening thing one can imagine. :suicide::vomit::vomit::vomit::faint:

I must wash my eyes. Oh wash them well.

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Don't do what I do - arguing with the voices in my head.

If my brain is a person and I don't need it I'd probably strangle it by now.

Or what I do and start fights with myself...

The voices told me to tell you they're not sorry.
 
So each member of the yearbook staff had to sell $500 worth of advertisements and I still need $300. Oh yeah we absolutely have to have all the money before Christmas Break, so I have about a week and a half. And it decides our grade, every $100 is a letter grade. >:(
 
Never wear running shoes in slushy weather.
 
well, the semester's over; looks like it's time to fade into another existential crisis.
 
There's a loud party going on in my living room, and I have no idea who the party goers are- all well and good but it's almost two am, I'm quite tired, and one of them won't stop playing the ukelele loudly and badly!
 
There's a loud party going on in my living room, and I have no idea who the party goers are- all well and good but it's almost two am, I'm quite tired, and one of them won't stop playing the ukelele loudly and badly!

maybe you can find some hot chicks . . ;)
 
There's a loud party going on in my living room, and I have no idea who the party goers are- all well and good but it's almost two am, I'm quite tired, and one of them won't stop playing the ukelele loudly and badly!

Do one of them teenagers?

How old are you?

16-, and you're excused.

25+, and you're excused, and not a pervert. It's probably your property. Someone has to teach them damn teenagers to respect their elderly, no matter the means. :mischief:
 
Don't do what I do - arguing with the voices in my head.

If my brain is a person and I don't need it I'd probably strangle it by now.

Or what I do and start fights with myself...

It'd probably be better to argue and start fights with myself rather than arguing and starting fights with my family, which is what I've been doing.
 
Do one of them teenagers?

How old are you?

16-, and you're excused.

25+, and you're excused, and not a pervert. It's probably your property. Someone has to teach them damn teenagers to respect their elderly, no matter the means. :mischief:

Check his profile, he's 20.
 
20 and against parties in his living room?

I just had something lost in translation.

Well, of course, if they're all like 40, I see his point.

Or he simply has stuff to do early tomorrow and knows that he'd rather sleep than party?

Personally, Im all for partying, but if I gotta be somewhere at 8 am the next day, and relatively awake, Ill draw the line at 2 am.
 
Or he simply has stuff to do early tomorrow and knows that he'd rather sleep than party?

Personally, Im all for partying, but if I gotta be somewhere at 8 am the next day, and relatively awake, Ill draw the line at 2 am.

I never sleep.

:p
 
I am going to get zero hours of sleep today. And I don't mean that figuratively.
 
What!? I only mentioned that there was a party going on on and it was irritating because I wasn't partaking, I didn't expect a kind of Spanish Inquisition...

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The trouble is that you're understandably placing me into a pre-determined stereotype based upon my age, but my thing under my name doesn't lie when it calls me a Sociable Recluse, yes I'd take part in the party if there was more than one person there I knew, otherwise I imagine it being awkward for all concerned.

Besides I was theoretically saving myself for partying tonight- only to find out nobody I know's going to that either (well apart from my housemate and his girlfriend).

So the new rant I'm adding here, to sum up, is the end of term celebrations have just sort of fizzled out, making me feel quite, well reclusive. Fitting, being as 2009 has been a kind of annus horribilus for me (did I mention brain surgery...)

Still worse things happen at sea, I suppose
 
I cant see anything closer than 3 feet to me, not in any sort of focus. I loving hate getting my pupils dialated. I know it helps the optometrist, but goddamn is it annoying.
 
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