Random Rants XIX: Failure Tactics

[PlutonianEmpire]

Today, I was at a deli and couldn't help but secretly remove a loose hair from a girl standing in front of me. I yanked on it and she instantly began screaming. It was in fact a very long mole hair. The thing bled like a gunshot wound.

My apologies went unnoticed.

I used to have two hairs growing from the same mole.

One of them got pulled out, but it didn't bleed.

EDIT: Rant: this thread is almost over, and I already know a certain someone is gonna make the OP of the next thread.

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

And said poster better make the title good.

 

[PlutonianEmpire]

I just felt and found a red bug, possibly a spider, digging into my hand. I'm scared.

 

[choxorn]

I believe we already said that the title would be "I CAN'T FIND MY FAGS!!!"

 

[Ansar]

Why would the title be I CAN'T FIND MY FAGS!!

Is it because XX --> Female Chromosome --> [the stereotypical] Fag (homosexual) acts like a woman?

 

[choxorn]

I CAN"T FIND MY FAGS AND I"M DESPERATE!

This is why.

 

[azzaman333]

Why would the title be I CAN'T FIND MY FAGS!!

Is it because XX --> Female Chromosome --> [the stereotypical] Fag (homosexual) acts like a woman?

Yes, that is precisely the reason why. Choxorn is wrong.

 

[Huayna Capac357]

Also because it's hilarious.

 

[PlutonianEmpire]

I just had a bag of cookies. There were very few cookies in that bag.

 

[cardgame]

we need more rants so we can open up RRXX

 

[cardgame]

I just had a bag of cookies. There were very few cookies in that bag.

ahh, that happens to me all the time. what kind of cookies were they?

 

[azzaman333]

My internet connection's upload speed is frustratingly slow.

 

[cardgame]

which reminds me of something... whenever I download things, it always caps me around 171 kb/s. all those "speed tests" and such say I could go up to 2.2 mb/s - that's a pretty huge difference and it makes me mad that I'm limited to so slow a speed.

 

[PlutonianEmpire]

ahh, that happens to me all the time. what kind of cookies were they?

Nutter Butters. Those little round ones.

 

[cardgame]

Nutter Butters. Those little round ones.

reminds me of another rant: I hate peanut butter (except candy PB like in Reese's) but I want to like it so I can eat PB&J sandwiches without gagging

 

[choxorn]

we need more rants so we can open up RRXX

Yeah, I agree. I wanna post the next thread already, damn it!

 

[cardgame]

Yeah, I agree. I wanna post the next thread already, damn it!

I further agree to advance the agenda.

 

[cardgame]

at this rate I'll be up til 1:30 waitin for the new thread...

 

[choxorn]

Hey, we don't need to spam just to make it hit 1000 faster.

Rant: We're spamming so it will hit 1000 faster.

There! See how it's done?

 

[cardgame]

I rant that I'm full of rave because the thread's almost done with and therefore have nothing to really rant about.