Random Rants XL: I'm having trouble growing my wood

[GoodSarmatian]

I don't mean necessarily out of the country, though I realise just moving interstate can be very tough.

This absurdity of immobile labour in a world of hypermobile capital and ultramobile information needs to end.

Oh, it's not that hard get into the EU after you first find a job here.

 

[GoodSarmatian]

My downstairs neighbor is frying fish.
Again.
If I don't shut my windows my whole flat will smell like fried fish.
Again.

 

[Takhisis]

@PE: Good human.

Spoiler :

@Nedim: move out, man!

@choxorn: Get a desktop, man.

@GoodSarmatian: the raves thread is that way--->

 

[SouthernKing]

This isn't a rant, but I don't know where else to post this. I think it's a bad sign that I have more unread PMs right now (23) than unread subscribed threads (22).
Please don't take that as that I don't read PMs, I usually do, but running a NES is death for your PM box unless you wipe it every few days, which I don't.

 

[aimeeandbeatles]

Oops, wrong thread

 

[Cutlass]

My whole damned dinner just ended up face down on the kitchen floor and I have nothing else that isn't frozen solid in the place.

 

[Synobun]

Why do I even bother?

 

[PlutonianEmpire]

I found a spider in the shower last night, and so I went for some paper towels to kill it and since it was awkwardly on the ceiling, making it difficult considering my already short stature, I flattened it, and inadvertently squished the body with my thumb, and felt it pop. I immediately felt guilty for killing it like that, and have been feeling like crap since then.

Yeah it's one spider out of trillions, but still....

And I have a dirty feeling in my thumb since then too.

 

[GamezRule]

This absurdity of immobile labour in a world of hypermobile capital and ultramobile information needs to end.

Tell me when you figure out how to move humans electronically.

 

[_random_]

He'll have it figured out before 2121, according to this article.

 

[Cutlass]

I found a spider in the shower last night, and so I went for some paper towels to kill it and since it was awkwardly on the ceiling, making it difficult considering my already short stature, I flattened it, and inadvertently squished the body with my thumb, and felt it pop. I immediately felt guilty for killing it like that, and have been feeling like crap since then.

Yeah it's one spider out of trillions, but still....

And I have a dirty feeling in my thumb since then too.

Try using the wand from a vaccuum to suck them up.

 

[madviking]

Tell me when you figure out how to move humans electronically.

Labor can be moved electronically nowadays.

 

[PlutonianEmpire]

Today, I realized that I wasted a whole bleeping half a year of my life building up hype in my head for the latest release of public Kepler data that occurred this past Saturday, only to find out no new discoveries.

 

[NickyJ]

I found a spider in the shower last night, and so I went for some paper towels to kill it and since it was awkwardly on the ceiling, making it difficult considering my already short stature, I flattened it, and inadvertently squished the body with my thumb, and felt it pop. I immediately felt guilty for killing it like that, and have been feeling like crap since then.

Yeah it's one spider out of trillions, but still....

And I have a dirty feeling in my thumb since then too.

The house is my domain. Spiders are not welcome in my domain. When I find spiders, they have entered my domain without my welcome. I welcome them to my paper towels, and let their ancestors welcome them to the afterlife.

 

[DroopyTofu]

I've had Call Me Maybe stuck in my head most of the day.

 

[phoenix_sprite]

Today was a bad day. Bad mood, experience over all. Hopefully tomorrow will be different.

 

[Eat_Up_Martha]

I showed up for a job interview today, but the interviewer didn't. On the way to the parking lot I discovered that some poltroon had thrown an egg into the bed of my truck. I decided to clean it out at the local gas station after I went to the bank. In line some young girl, standing next to me in line, told her mother "that she was scared" and "that man is scary." I was the only man in the room and I was dressed for a job interview. The gas station's automatic wash wasn't powerful enough to dispose on the now-solidified egg mess and I had to scrub it out at home anyway.
I get home tonight and see that I have an e-mail from another (much better) job prospect. However, this is not exactly welcome news, given the circumstances. First, they scheduled it at the exact time as the rescheduled interview from the first job today. Second, it's tomorrow, it's a 10-minute Skype presentation, and I am completely unprepared for it.
This interview was supposed to take place early last week, but they didn't contact me with an exact day and time until today, almost a week late. I was, admittedly, procrastinating a but with the presentation last week, so it wasn't finished by the point in time where I assumed they just hired someone else and forgot about me. But now I have to, hopefully, convince them to reschedule it later in the week, giving me time to finish it, practice it, and get a webcam.

 

[ZeletDude]

The house is my domain. Spiders are not welcome in my domain. When I find spiders, they have entered my domain without my welcome. I welcome them to my paper towels, and let their ancestors welcome them to the afterlife.

I can't blame the spiders for trying to kill you.

 

[PlutonianEmpire]

I can't blame the spiders for trying to kill you.

Daddy long legs aren't that mean to begin with.

 

[ZeletDude]

They are the freakiest ones though ..