Random Rants XLIV: I Can't Find The Answer

[choxorn]

POLAND IS ON THE MOON!!!!

Specifically, it's on the forest moon of Endor.

 

[Takhisis]

That's no moon.

 

[PlutonianEmpire]

That's no moon.

Says the guy with the Jar Jar Binks avatar...

 

[Takhisis]

Who's actually roleplaying as Jar-Jar Binks in a forum game…

 

[PlutonianEmpire]

Now that leads to my next rant:

God, why did you make me so comedically inept?

 

[aimeeandbeatles]

Well this was disappointing. I decided to go onto a multiplayer on Garry's Mod. As soon as they figured out I was female the other people told me (in less polite terms) to expose my breasts or leave. Then I got kicked.

That doesn't leave me a good impression. I'll be sticking to single player for a while.

 

[cardgame]

Haters gonna hate.

You wouldn't want to associate with such crass bastards anyway.

 

[aimeeandbeatles]

Well I would have left anyways if they hadn't kicked me so fast.

 

[choxorn]

Lesson number one of online gaming: Online gamers are asshats, especially to people who lack Y chromosomes.

 

[azzaman333]

tits or gtfo

 

[aimeeandbeatles]

tits or gtfo

Pardon?

 

[azzaman333]

I assume that's what they were saying?

 

[aimeeandbeatles]

Yep. I wasn't sure if it was okay to post here.

 

[The_J]

Acronyms are okay, unless you throw them at someone.

It's a pity it's not feasible because I *could* arrange for a crapton of cakes or whatever other supplies you'd need if you were within range.

Working at a bakery ?

Or you could do muffin type thingies. Or them fairy cakes. They'd save you a bit of work. And time.

1 sponge cake takes 1/2 hour to bake. So 5 would take you...erm... 2hrs 30 min?

So you mix up the ingredients for one. Shove it in the oven. Mix for the second one while the first one is cooking. And so on.

Let them cool. Slice them in two, slap in your filling. Sprinkle over some icing sugar. Done.

I reckon you've got about 3 hours work there. Maybe spread over 4 hours?

Still, maybe you're some fancy master baker. Not someone like me who doesn't mind getting his thumb prints all over the cakes.

Cupcakes probably...
Never made a sponge cake, so no idea.
I'll have a conversation with my mother this evening. She's a cook, she should have some idea .

And I'm definitely not a master baker, not at all .

Now that leads to my next rant:

God, why did you make me so comedically inept?

Expand that ^^.

 

[madviking]

Now that leads to my next rant:

God, why did you make me so comedically inept?

Luckily, comedy is an art.

 

[cardgame]

So Chrome is somewhy using 2.5 gigs of RAM and a third of my CPU.

 

[aimeeandbeatles]

Well anyways I wasn't banned from the server, just kicked.

So I went back and taught them a lesson that you should never mess around with a pissed-off female gamer. I won't go into detail because it might not be all that appropriate for here but that felt really good.

 

[choxorn]

We must know!

 

[aimeeandbeatles]

Well I sort of did rude things although if I go into more description I'll get an infraction. Then I got bored and left before they could kick me again.

 

[Tee Kay]

How long after something bad is ingested before you feel its effects? Because I'm trying to determine whether the iced coffee I had this afternoon, or the fruit juice I had last night, is the culprit behind my current stomach troubles.