RANDOM RANTS XLVI: Slightly More Than a Month-ly Edition #1

[ace99]

rant: that pisses me off. people assume you need this or that to be happy.

Strange, I could have sworn you were the one who told me:

er... you do not need any alcohol to have a good life. ever.

 

[Mathalamus]

Strange, I could have sworn you were the one who told me:

thats different. you do not need alcohol to be happy, while you assume that i am unhappy because of the lack of alcohol.

...i am unhappy, but its for a different reason.

 

[ace99]

thats different. you do not need alcohol to be happy, while you assume that i am unhappy because of the lack of alcohol.

...i am unhappy, but its for a different reason.

Don't tell me what I need to be happy.

 

[JohannaK]

I know one thing I need to be happy. That one man I love by my side! But he is already by someone else's side... Not even by going to Madrid I can forget about him.

 

[SamSniped]

How much is it to ask for life to give me a ******* break once in a while?

 

[PlutonianEmpire]

A dream where the US bans all recreational sex outright is not a great dream to wake up from to start a new day.

 

[Mathalamus]

A dream where the US bans all recreational sex outright is not a great dream to wake up from to start a new day.

Don't worry, that's not possible. the american congress isn't that stupid, since it means they cant get any either.

 

[bhsup]

Have you seen most of the members of Congress? Do you really think anyone wants to have sex with most of them??

 

[W|M]

You can do anything with enough money.

 

[choxorn]

Have you seen most of the members of Congress? Do you really think anyone wants to have sex with most of them??

Going by the number of sex scandals they get into, I'm going to have to agree with west india man on this one.

 

[madviking]

You can do anything with enough money.

Oh the things K Street do nowadays.

 

[hobbsyoyo]

So because I have this odd compulsion to walk my dog before I beat her senseless, I locked myself out of the house and had to pay $40 and wait half an hour to get back inside. Thank god for cellphones though, no one is in the building besides us as it's spring break and everyone went home to see mommy and daddy because who can stand an unsupervised week off amirite?

 

[Takhisis]

Stayed in a loud bar for too long, so now my throat hurts.

That somehow doesn't preclude you from talking. Wait, I mean posting.

Will miss part of the Ashes due to Uni, thankfully it is only at the start of semester, so it doesn't matter if I watch it all day.

Lol cricket.

er... you do not need any alcohol to have a good life. ever.

Nonsense, alcohol is a powerful, cheap disinfectant. Also, cooking with wine's an art.

I know one thing I need to be happy. That one man I love by my side! But he is already by someone else's side... Not even by going to Madrid I can forget about him.

What, we're impersonating taillesskangaru this year?

 

[Tee Kay]

What, we're impersonating taillesskangaru this year?

I think I may have been a bad influence.

 

[choxorn]

You know, having "formerly known as" in your signature during April Fool's Day Avatar Switching is confusing as hell.

 

[Joecoolyo]

ow ow indigestion ow ow

 

[Takhisis]

What the hell did you eat, man? Did you feast on Jewish Pessah fare at least?

 

[Joecoolyo]

I have no idea what I ate that's killing me, but its doing work, that's for sure.

And sadly nope, this is Iowa, there is no Pesach food out here.

EDIT: ow ow owwww

 

[ace99]

what? joecoolyo r u of the jew? i is not knowing of this. r u taken of the pole? i am of shock. i am with child.

 

[JohannaK]

What, we're impersonating taillesskangaru this year?

Isn't that how this avatar switch thing goes?

I think I may have been a bad influence.

Shaddup
I was a Google search away from this, how could you possibly influence that?

EDIT: I really hate the avatar switch.