RANDOM RANTS XLVI: Slightly More Than a Month-ly Edition #1

[choxorn]

Clearly, you fail to grasp the basic premise of Rule 34.

 

[ace99]

Well....I can imagine some creative ways.

 

[aimeeandbeatles]

Clearly, you fail to grasp the basic premise of Rule 34.

I know that anything is

But HOW

HOW DO YOU DO THAT

BOOKS CANNOT SEX

 

[ace99]

I know that anything is

But HOW

HOW DO YOU DO THAT

BOOKS CANNOT SEX

http://www.cracked.com/video_16639_i-have-this-thing-i-do-to-unwind-after-sex.html

 

[aimeeandbeatles]

(9:42:23 PM) Me: How do books sex?
(9:42:29 PM) Friend: uh
(9:42:35 PM) Friend: page on page action?
(9:42:38 PM) Me: Well that makes sense

 

[Borachio]

Link to video.

 

[Kaitzilla]

http://www.theonion.com/articles/thousands-of-elderly-japaneseamericans-rounded-up,31744/?ref=auto

 

[Mathalamus]

http://www.theonion.com/articles/thousands-of-elderly-japaneseamericans-rounded-up,31744/?ref=auto

that just isn't funny to me. the onion needs to be funny.

 

[Kaitzilla]

that just isn't funny to me. the onion needs to be funny.

Huh, don't like dark humor?

Try this one.

http://www.theonion.com/video/report-every-potential-2040-president-already-unel,27963/


Link your favorite

 

[Mathalamus]

Huh, don't like dark humor?

Try this one.

http://www.theonion.com/video/report-every-potential-2040-president-already-unel,27963/


Link your favorite

that one is good. and i actually think that's true, but i could be disproven in 2040...

edit: i cannot stand civilization 4 or 5, or anything. its just too simple and boring. EU3 spoiled the civilization series for me. i did not have a true game, from 4000 BC to the modern era in months...

 

[choxorn]

It's partially true. See, I have this time machine, and I decided to go to 2040 to check that out.

There's currently about 20 people running in both parties, and all of them suck for different reasons and keep getting into a cycle of brief popularity followed by total unpopularity because someone finds out something about them that makes nobody want to vote for them, kind of like what happened last year with the Republican primaries.

I haven't yet checked to see who won.

 

[Kaitzilla]

that one is good. and i actually think that's true, but i could be disproven in 2040...

edit: i cannot stand civilization 4 or 5, or anything. its just too simple and boring. EU3 spoiled the civilization series for me. i did not have a true game, from 4000 BC to the modern era in months...

Civ 4 is too simple? Make sure to play BTS! Try some GOTM's out and try to get fastest date against other humans. Lots of ways that Civ 4 is awesome.

Civ 5, uhh, maybe it got patched?


More Onion:

Link to video.

 

[shadowplay]

Why don't they include recovery discs with new computers anymore? It seems like such a cheap-out.

 

[SamSniped]

If I specifically say to you, "I'm trying not to think of it right now," please DON'T bring it back up less that 24 hours later.

(Not directed at anyone here, but at one of my RL friends)

 

[aimeeandbeatles]

I wanted to move 100 old log files to a folder. I selected them all and right clicked to use the SendTo menu. But my finger slipped and I accidentally hit VirusTotal instead so now it's scanning 100 files and opening many tabs in the browser. That didn't go too well.

 

[SamSniped]

Third night in a row I've been in a bad mood. Extremely irritated right now.

 

[_random_]

http://www.cracked.com/video_16639_i-have-this-thing-i-do-to-unwind-after-sex.html

I loved the little snippet of Christian ska punk after the Bible sex bit.

Link to video.

 

[ace99]

Just paid off a chunk of my student loans.

 

[Takhisis]

Noice.

 

[NickyJ]

Just paid off a chunk of my student loans.

Not Noice.

Fixed, taking into account the fact that ace's post is in the Rants thread.

Anyway, for some reason, after listening to Dream About Me, I've been feeling a little depressed.