Random Rants XVI: Whambulance Dispatch Center

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I've somehow forgotten my ss number and can't find my little card with the number on it.
I thought the Jews were the ones who got numbers.
 
I just got temporarily banned from Facepunch...

Spoiler :
...for posting a thread in the wrong section. :p
 
I thought the Jews were the ones who got numbers.

He's a Long Islander, so he has a 50/50 chance of being either Jewish or Catholic.
 
CFC cynicism makes me sad sometimes...
 
Orange crushes?

Elaborate joke started by Bigfoot after my numerous angsty crush rants. Thankfully, you won't hear any of that crap again, as I finally got over her.

I'm sick to death of girls. Why do they come up to me, either in person or via instant messaging, and think it is ok to mock me? So when I retort, and I usually end up throwing insults in as well, they tell ME to grow up, and get a grip! If I wasn't as respectable as I am, dare I say I would have slapped some of them . .. .. .. .. .es. It seems like every girl on the planet is against me, and what the hell for? I've never done anything to any of them. :(

And you call me angsty...

On the fascist bully boys note: I'm surprised I didn't come here with a detailed rant about him being in my American Lit class. (even though he went to Guidance and got a schedule change)
 
I've never been thrilled about having to do a long-distance relationship during the summer, but for some reason it's hitting me harder than usual lately.
 
I hate Brinks Security (now Broadview) commercials. They're all far-fetched scenarios in which thugish dark hood wearing men walk through suburban neighborhoods in broad daylight and kick front down doors and run, apparently all just for luls.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=syjM1dPriBA
 
I'm pretty sure I failed my Hydraulics test today miserably. Everyone I talked to agreed it was among the worst tests they had ever taken, but I'm pretty sure I did worse than most as I didn't really have a clue how to do the first part of any of the problems and I'm pretty sure most of what little I did write down was wrong.
 
I'm sick to death of girls. Why do they come up to me, either in person or via instant messaging, and think it is ok to mock me? So when I retort, and I usually end up throwing insults in as well, they tell ME to grow up, and get a grip! If I wasn't as respectable as I am, dare I say I would have slapped some of them . .. .. .. .. .es. It seems like every girl on the planet is against me, and what the hell for? I've never done anything to any of them. :(

They may either like you or are saavy enough to know the double standard. They can do whatever they want and if you respond in kind you're a bad person because they're a woman and they are always right.
 
A seagull attacked me yesterday evening after work.

And before anyone asks (or more accurately in case no one asks) I am ok.
 
Narz and I don't care about you. What happened to the poor seagull?!
 
Narz and I don't care about you. What happened to the poor seagull?!
I took cover (ran and hid) under a tree. The seagull got tired of circling after a couple of times and went and perched on the roof of the office. It either couldn't see me or decided I wasn't a threat when I walked on again as it left me alone.
 
A seagull attacked me yesterday evening after work.

And before anyone asks (or more accurately in case no one asks) I am ok.

As long as it wasn't in Florida, I sympathize.

But tourists who feed the seagulls deserve what's coming to them. :mad:
 
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