Random Rants XVII: Rage Against the Machine

[azzaman333]

RANT: People still don't realise Bill3000 is a troll.

 

[Bigfoot3814]

I want to work but the library's closed due to labor day and my roommate is playing Madden in this room.

 

[Kozmos]

I lost a physics related bet when I was drunk and as punishment I have to make a facebook account. Naturally this involves an utterly agonizing and painful soul selling ritual. And genital mutilation/castration with a blunt knife.

 

[Ansar]

Have to practice a lot for the ACT.

 

[PlutonianEmpire]

this fly has been flying around in this room for the past two hours and is really ticking me off.

 

[Dumanios]

My sister is watching dumb shows in the other room...

 

[cardgame]

Epic music being diluted by my mom telling me to keep the volume down.

 

[Dachs]

KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!, lolwut?, You're doing it wrong!, Lolcat, Longcat, CATURDAY!, Numanuma, Pancake on Bunny's Head, Facepalm, HAAAAXXXX!!!, Mordor, INVISIBLE EVERYTHING!, Yo Dawg!, Pedobear, downtown, All Your Base Are Belonging to Us, Fat Chicks, Exploitable, roflcopter, My Pokemans, DO NOT WANT!, Barack Obama, Star Wars Kid, Ninjas, THIS IS SPARTA!!!, Serious Business, Flying Spaghetti Monster, No snakes in a 100 miles of this plane, Chuck Norris, Chipmunks, OVER 9000!!!, Never Gonna Give You Up..., The cake is a lie!, All Aboard the Epic Fail Train!, Leave Britney Alo-ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD!!!!, Bill O'Reilly, om nom nom nom, Divide by zero, Soviet Russia, Pirates!, Borat, Ceiling Cat, So i herd u liek mudkipz?, THINK OF THE KITTENS!!!, MOAR!!!, Socially Awkward Penguin, Hitler, AHHH CRAZY BABY!!!, inanimate faces, philosophical dinosaur, Cookie Monster, Japan, Seaking, Badgers, Llamas, GARBAGE DAY!!!, Just put on your cool face, NO U!, Profit!, Rule 34, Shamwow!, IMMA CHARGIN' MAH POLAND!!!, Series of Tubes, fffffffuuuuuu, Hamsters!, Wolf!!!, Joker, Advice Dog, Do A Barrel Roll!, desu, desu, desu, desu, desu, desu, desu, desu, desu, desu, desu, C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!

Needs moar desu

 

[PlutonianEmpire]

For almost the past week, the water in this house smells like a mix of rotten eggs and animal poo.

 

[Huayna Capac357]

School on day after tomorrow...

NO!

 

[Ulyaoth]

I'd have thought by now I'd have gotten used to the abject stupidity and immorality of the vast majority of humanity but it still manages to amaze me everyday, especially on the internet whereby the stupid immoral people have no reason to try to hide their stupid immorality. Oh well, only 1200 days left. Then sweet bliss.

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

Become an hero. That will let the mass of humanity see the error of their ways.

 

[choxorn]

Oh well, only 1200 days left. Then sweet bliss.

Rant: Why does everyone think that the world will end on Dec. 21, 2012?

At this point, I'm almost agreeing wiht Ulyaoth and hoping it does end so I don't have to listen to these idiots any more.

 

[Huayna Capac357]

I agree. I am sick of the 2012 crap.

 

[Synobun]

I agree. I am sick of the 2012 crap.

It's funny because they made an official looking site of an organization planning for post-2012 human life I think it was meant to scare teenagers, and by jolly, it's working. It's annoying to see statuses on Facebook going "OMG THE WORLD IS ENDING ON 2012, I'M GOING TO BE SO YOUNG, I NEED TO PARTY."

 

[Huayna Capac357]

I know. All my "friends" are going on about it

 

[PeteAtoms]

I saw a commercial the other day for a new movie coming out about the 2012 thing. It had something to do with a business building an underground bunker, having a lottery, etc, the same old cliche plot.

I'll look for a link, I can't remember the title.

Rant: The 2012 doomsday conspiracy is getting cliche, and I'm getting jaded.


Edit: I guess it was just a new commercial for the 2012 movie.

 

[choxorn]

Was it 2012, the crappy movie coming out in November?

 

[Synobun]

I dislike how my calculator is capable of multi-step equations, yet dividing or finding the square root of something deserves a "syntax error".

 

[Earthling]

No offense, but that's probably not a problem with the calculator. At best you could rant "my calculator requires brackets/parentheses" but still...sounds kinda weak.

Also, my rant: Why is "orange crush" still tagged on this thread. What traitor actually dislikes orange crush-I'd assumed it was a non-relevant spam tag before?