Random Rants XVII: Rage Against the Machine

[Kerozine]

Dell is a screw-up. Shipping me a laptop with a broken motherboard.

That incident a few years ago made me abhor all Dell products in perpetuity.

Hehe, Dell would be [one of] the last make I would consider, unless they make me an offer I can't refuse.

Though I've heard some good things about their warranty coverage.

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

Though I've heard some good things about their warranty coverage.

I wonder why...

 

[Virote_Considon]

I'm feeling pretty ill today

 

[choxorn]

My computer's hardrive is making weird noises. Will it explode, or something?

 

[Dumanios]

yes it will.

 

[Ulyaoth]

Yes, get a flak jacket on quick.

 

[D'Artagnan59]

I'm trying to download a backup of FFIX in case I lose mine, but when I try to download, the sites basically start attention-whoring and make you vote for them.

 

[Angst]

I'm in class, and my com is running out of battery in a minute.

 

[Dachs]

A girl I know very well, at the ripe old age of 20, has decided to become obsessed with her biological clock and is now fixated on having children.

This scares me.

 

[PlutonianEmpire]

I woke up, looked in the mirror, and saw a spider dangling from my face.

 

[Synobun]

I woke up, looked in the mirror, and saw a spider dangling from my face.

My throat is infected

 

[Tee Kay]

Rant no.1 - I bloody hate trigonometry.

Rant no.2 - the lights in the living room are flickering and they hurt my eyes even though I'm in the next room.

 

[Kozmos]

My net is inconsistent.

 

[hossam]

A girl I know very well, at the ripe old age of 20, has decided to become obsessed with her biological clock and is now fixated on having children.

This scares me.

this looks like the perfect opportunity to get laid dachs. just pull out and you should be A OK

 

[Joecoolyo]

My computer's hardrive is making weird noises. Will it explode, or something?

Mines been doing that too, plus my computer never goes to sleep (once it does, it always wakes itself up within a minute),

 

[Ansar]

Arriving home at 5:20 PM because I decided to stay for French Literature...

 

[Dachs]

this looks like the perfect opportunity to get laid dachs. just pull out and you should be A OK

Nah, she's a friend, and I'm already seeing someone else, and I have some scruples.

 

[capslock]

A girl I know very well, at the ripe old age of 20, has decided to become obsessed with her biological clock and is now fixated on having children.

This scares me.

Don't worry, it will blow over when she gets a "career" going. I've seen it happen.

 

[choxorn]

Mines been doing that too, plus my computer never goes to sleep (once it does, it always wakes itself up within a minute),

Unplug it?

 

[Zack]

my com is running out of battery in a minute.

Your communist is running out of battery?