RANDOM RANTS XXI: Relapse

[Ansar]

Java. There's too much of it to deal with.

 

[Tani Coyote]

I have no idea where to begin with the shadows on this. This should be amusing.

 

[D'Artagnan59]

My mother has basically gone completely anti-red meat and basically refuses to buy any red meat and is trying to shove it down my throat (and my dad's as well, but we just go eat something else).

I'm sorry I don't want to eat chicken every single waking goddamn day of my life for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Instead of the hamburgers, we have chicken burgers. Instead of beef chili, we have chicken chili. Instead of beef tacos, we have chicken tacos. Anything red meat is changed to white meat. Chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken. WHERE'S THE GODDAMN BEEF?

And trust me: I'd LOVE to ship all of this house's chicken to Haiti or any other starving country. It'd probably feed the entire country for a week.

 

[choxorn]

Pffft! You haven't seen real rain until you live where I do.

Still waiting on snow?

 

[azzaman333]

My mother has basically gone completely anti-red meat and basically refuses to buy any red meat and is trying to shove it down my throat (and my dad's as well, but we just go eat something else).

I'm sorry I don't want to eat chicken every single waking goddamn day of my life for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Instead of the hamburgers, we have chicken burgers. Instead of beef chili, we have chicken chili. Instead of beef tacos, we have chicken tacos. Anything red meat is changed to white meat. Chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken. WHERE'S THE GODDAMN BEEF?

And trust me: I'd LOVE to ship all of this house's chicken to Haiti or any other starving country. It'd probably feed the entire country for a week.

Why the hell do you have meat for breakfast?

That's only acceptable if it's bacon.

 

[Huayna Capac357]

I had to wade through knee-deep water coming home today.

 

[D'Artagnan59]

Why the hell do you have meat for breakfast?

That's only acceptable if it's bacon.

Because I'm forced to.

Indeed, it's shameful that it's not bacon. Which I'm VERY glad my mom hasn't discovered turkey bacon, which probably doesn't count anyway.

 

[choxorn]

Make yourself something that doesn't have chicken in it if you're that sick of it.

 

[Huayna Capac357]

Dammit, the avvie switch really messes with my mind.

I thought you were tailless, azza.

 

[Synobun]

... I'd love to have chicken every day. Don't complain.

 

[BCLG100]

I've got to go all the way to bloody croyden tomorrow. through central london. During rush hour. just to go to some crap magistrates court.

 

[Zack]

I want to live in the great nation state of Texas, but I'm stuck here in crappy Sweden!

 

[cardgame]

Why the hell do you have meat for breakfast?

That's only acceptable if it's bacon.

Sausage doesn't work for you?

 

[_random_]

Sausage doesn't work for you?

This. Sausage > Bacon.
As for a rant, you never even responded to my avatar trade request. You could've at least said "I'll pass." or something rather than just leaving me hanging.

 

[Gilder]

The entire bloody state is flooded. This is some major suckage for my friends in Warwick and Cranston.

 

[D'Artagnan59]

... I'd love to have chicken every day. Don't complain.

Well then I'll send you all the chicken I have.

 

[Bobbtjoe]

I'd LOVE for this drasted cold to be over.

 

[Bobbtjoe]

Pffft! You haven't seen real rain until you live where I do.

My state's in a drought.

 

[Bobbtjoe]

Sorry for the 3rd post in a row, but http://forums.civfanatics.com/showpost.php?p=8982537&postcount=331 < is nothing but lies!!!!!

 

[Joecoolyo]

Still waiting on snow?

Yes dammit! I DEMAND SNOW!!!