RANDOM RANTS XXI: Relapse

[Abaddon]

I cannot say what I wanted to, but RAGE all the same!

 

[Kozmos]

My sanity is deteriorating....if I dont stop having these quasi-prophetic dreams and keep waking up with splitting headaches I'm gonna take the shotgun out and blow my crazy noggin' right off.

 

[Mad Man]

Don't do that, it will make your headache worse

 

[Tani Coyote]

My sanity is deteriorating....if I dont stop having these quasi-prophetic dreams and keep waking up with splitting headaches I'm gonna take the shotgun out and blow my crazy noggin' right off.

Well if you don't want to be able to tell the future, I'll take it!

 

[really]

Got told i looked like an 18 year old today by a barrister.

She was bantastic though, told me how she was out on the lash the night before and was still drunk when court started...

Did you win?

 

[BCLG100]

Did you win?

She did actually, acquittal in a Magistrates as well which doesn't normally happen!

(I was trailing another Barrister who was the one who told me i looked like an 18 year old to avoid confusion)

 

[Heretic_Cata]

Rant: have to go to work on monday
Rave: will be drunk till then

My sanity is deteriorating....if I dont stop having these quasi-prophetic dreams and keep waking up with splitting headaches I'm gonna take the shotgun out and blow my crazy noggin' right off.

But we'll miss you.

 

[Ansar]

Jealousy will be the death of me.

 

[cardgame]

Anti Virus Suite tried to make me commit suicide

 

[PlutonianEmpire]

I smell potatoes being cooked as part of tonight's dinner.

I hate potatoes.

Absolutely *hate* potatoes.

 

[Zack]

Even mashed potatoes? Baked potatoes I can understand you hating, but mashed....

 

[PlutonianEmpire]

I'll eat french fries and mashed potatoes, as long as there's a slice of cheese on the mashed potatoes, but nothing else.

 

[Shekwan]

I'm back from college for a few days for Easter and have returned to an abomination. Apparently, my parents were roped (neither are involved in Church, its very odd and a long story) into having four twentysomething Church of Ireland future reverend types stay in the house while they visited from Belfast. One of them slept in my bed. A darkie I could've understood, but a Prod! This is an affront to myself and my Irish integrity. I'm not even sure the sheets have been cleaned!

I'm thinking of just sucking it up and sleeping on the floor next to the bed for the next few days. Its certainly the least risky option, I don't want to wake up Sunday morning without my Easter Rising hardon and feeling strangely aroused by mid-July instead. That would not do.

Maybe if I sleep in the bed, but only with Michael Collins on loop on the TV. Perhaps this would allow my subconscious to remain in equilibrium. Yes. I'll be safe with Liam Neeson protecting my mind, for sure.

Am I over-reacting CFCOT?

 

[cardgame]

@ shekwan - what is this i don't even

Rant:
After I wiped out AntiVirus Suite virus, my Daemon Tools were corrupted or something and spent another 20 minutes fixing that.

 

[choxorn]

@ shekwan - what is this i don't even

That's pretty much my reaction too. What the...

 

[Zack]

WTH Shekwan, WTH.

 

[Shekwan]

Yeah I know guys. But your consoling is not helping my situation. I need to go with a solution soon, its 2am here!

 

[Mad Man]

I didn't get home from work until 2:00am

 

[Yared]

@Shekwan:

No. I'd react the same way if some old man slept in my bed, and my sheets hadn't been cleaned.

 

[Karalysia]

^ I dislike your name change.