I. Am. So. Frickin. TIRED. OF THIS GODDAMN FRIEND.
He is SO GODDAMN CLINGY. Long story short, last year, gave him a ride, he's convinced we're best friends forever. We arrange to hang out, and lo and behold, he shows up in a goddamn school shooter uniform (steeltoed combat boots, sunglasses, and a trenchcoat). I go on my own with his friend the whole time, distance myself far the hell away so I'm not seen by everyone at school as the next Columbine, and then I go home, never inviting him again. Then, a few months later, my friend brings him over to my house, and he invites himself back over two days, actually shows up on my front lawn when I specifically told him not to come over, and accuses me of faking sick as soon as I get out of the car with my bottle of Dr. Pepper and my steak and cheese sandwich. Instead, WE have to take him home.
Well, I've tried to cut him the hell out of my life, and he just graduated last year. Finally gotten rid of the bastard, right?
NO. He's almost twenty. I'm sixteen. Why the hell is he even remotely interested in hanging out with me? Can't he just get a job like the rest of the goddamn working world? He's still unemployed, and all of his time is now on Live. I actually got Reach, filling the void that occurred once I got Modern Crapfare 2, so I'm on Live a lot more often (ask me for my GT if you want it).
Now, to get around that we don't see each other face to face, he's using our mutual friends to ask me IN PUBLIC IN THE GODDAMN HALLS to hang out with him. Honestly, every time I hear that, I want to punch someone in the face. Everyone in the goddamn school knows who he is, everyone at school knows how he walked around the cafeteria on the last day before finals in a school shooter outfit, and I DO NOT WANT TO BE ASSOCIATED WITH THIS SOCIOPATH WHATSOEVER. TO THE TWO MUTUAL FRIENDS, IT'S YOUR CHOICE IF YOU WANT TO BE MARKED AS THAT KID'S FRIEND, BUT I REALLY DON'T WANT TO.
It gets worse. Every. Single. Goddamn. Time. I'm. On. Live.
He either crashes my friends' parties, cuts them all off, and tries to monopolize me (well, thankfully last time my friends just decided to discuss vulgar sexual positions, which scared him off and had him try to invite me to a private chat), or he'll invite me to chat with him so we can play some Nazi Zombies. Instead, if I decide to ignore it and stay with my friends, he will spam my inbox every five minutes begging me to leave my friends to join him. At this point, I'm just considering getting a new gamertag and a new account just so I won't have to deal with him anymore.
So pretty much seeing his name makes me furious. Telling me about him in the halls, though, makes me want to punch some random kid (most likely a freshman, nobody gives a crap about them either) in the face. Sending me a chat invite makes me swear to myself under my breath. At this point, there's really no way out of this friendship outside a restraining order or murder. Any other ways out?
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