RANDOM RANTS XXV: Put a Smile On

[Dachs]

[23:32:55] <+Masada> how does one do a horizontal line?
[23:33:07] <+Masada> |
[23:33:10] <+Masada> figured it out
[23:33:17] <@Dachs> that is a vertical line

 

[Tee Kay]

Hate these mood swings. Hate it. I get it all the time. One moment I felt fine, now suddenly I feel like death. I feel bad, like less of a person, every time it happens. And when that happens I do something terrible which makes me feel even worse.

 

[aimeeandbeatles]

One of our neighbors is (badly) playing the bagpipes. I have no idea why.

 

[Mad Man]

I'll have to wait another two weeks before I get my notebook fixed.

 

[NedimNapoleon]

Dad coming from Slovenia,gonna be NICE

 

[Arakhor]

My dad recently went to Slovakia.

 

[Mad Man]

My back is killing me, and I have to work late tonight.

 

[NedimNapoleon]

My back is killing me, and I have to work late tonight.

Whats your job

 

[Mad Man]

Whats your job

I work at a movie theater, so that means a long night of standing on my feet, listening to young whippersnappers b&c about why I can't sell them tickets to see Jackass 3D.

 

[Xanikk999]

My dad always watches fox news in the evening in the kitchen, especially Bill O'reilly. I cant walk out into the kitchen without overhearing some dumb crap that pisses me off.

Seriously everyone in my family is a die hard conservative except for me and my sister. I have to deal with this stuff every day.

 

[CivOtaku]

After reading this: http://www.engadget.com/2010/10/14/nokia-n8-review/; I wish I could do this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PbcctWbC8Q0.

The review itself isn't THAT bad, but the score... 5/10!!! WTH!!!

EDIT: My avatar fits to my mood perfectly.

 

[W|M]

I got a detention today, so I walked a mile to the train station, as there was loads of traffic and the bus wasn't going to come soon. Turns out that (unexpectedly), I have virtually no money on my oyster card. I took two buses for about 20 and 30 minutes respectively (including an approximately 10-15 minute wait for the first one, and a 5-10 minute wait for the second), then the second bus terminated quite a long way before my stop. I had to wait fifteen minutes for another one to come and take me back home...

 

[civplayah]

One of our neighbors is (badly) playing the bagpipes. I have no idea why.

That made me laugh so hard! You just made my day, Aimee!

 

[PlutonianEmpire]

My normally perfect McDonald's smoothie tasted like plant leaves today.

And my hard drive is filling up fast, so I need to do some major deleting. I really don't want to have to un-install Flight Simulator.

 

[dusters]

Everything is fine, except drugs don't work anymore, I feel sober too much and world's going too slowly for me. I feel like I'm from 22th century.

 

[Tani Coyote]

Hostage situation down the street. Some nutjob and a family. Cops have blocked off everything and have assault rifles. My family's being nosy and is outside. Mom's at work and so can't get in.

Shots and screams were heard not too long ago.

I'm paranoid of the house not being able to absorb stray bullets.

Yep. This is great.

 

[aimeeandbeatles]

That made me laugh so hard! You just made my day, Aimee!

Yeah, theyve done it before. I have no idea where they got the damn thing.

 

[Karalysia]

Hostage situation down the street. Some nutjob and a family. Cops have blocked off everything and have assault rifles. My family's being nosy and is outside. Mom's at work and so can't get in.

Shots and screams were heard not too long ago.

I'm paranoid of the house not being able to absorb stray bullets.

Yep. This is great.

I bet you would feel safer if your family also had guns.

 

[Tani Coyote]

Rant: I hate that it takes 3 days before proceeds from a stock sale are given to you.

I bet you would feel safer if your family also had guns.

Actually quite possible; I dislike the sight of guns on others because I feel powerless.

Of course, my mom's an animal rights/gun control conservative, so we'd never have any... my Dad wants to stock up on them since he has some crazy idea that Obama intends to steal all guns.

 

[Camikaze]

Less than two hours sleep.