RANDOM RANTS XXXI: I hate my job

[classical_hero]

Anchovies are only good for cat food.

 

[azzaman333]

If I am ever Prime Minister , my first law is that every pizza parlour has to install a big bell . When someone orders a pizza with anchovies they have to ring it loud and clear . The bell signifies " don't forget the anchovies ! It's not like forgetting onions ! He ordered them cause he his desperate for the salty goodness ! He has beer ! DO NOT FORGET THE ANCHOVIES"

Bastards

It's a sad day for humanity when they forget the anchovies...

 

[rugbyLEAGUEfan]

Rave . My faith that the the pro- anchovy brigade would rally to the defense of the mighty fish in light of Classical Hero's denounciation would prove well founded

 

[classical_hero]

Just because you can't handle the truth.

 

[rugbyLEAGUEfan]

I'm gonna go into Camping mode and predict our numbers will swell

 

[Camikaze]

The trick is to eat at least half of it before claiming your free replacement.

 

[rugbyLEAGUEfan]

The SCAM is to do that ! You should have the guts to make the phone call , ask for a replacement and wait the hour for a fresh one , or suck it up and eat it.

I'm sure Askthepizzaguy will back me on this one.

 

[aimeeandbeatles]

I have a swivel chair with wheels. I climbed up on it to reach something. It went one way and I went the other. That hurt.

 

[Yared]

Well, yeah... You didn't know that happens?

 

[Takhisis]

Anchovies are only good for cat food.

My feline alter-ego would like to offer anchovies to puny humans so that they know it's salty goodness. Mozzarella, anchovies…

 

[PlutonianEmpire]

Sigh.

My mom's gonna make a scene when she drops me off at work on Tuesday. Cuz she told me so.

I was doing so well at maintaining that image of me as a quiet guy who never brought any trouble to work.

 

[Shekwan]

Tell her not to!

Also, yes, anchovies are amazing.

 

[Yared]

I think that I accidentally ate meat today. I was convinced that the lasagne was vegetarian, but apparently it wasn't...

 

[W|M]

Meat is good for you!

 

[NickyJ]

Also, yes, anchovies are amazing.

Amazing: True. Amazingly disgusting: Truer.

 

[Gamemaster77]

I think that I accidentally ate meat today. I was convinced that the lasagne was vegetarian, but apparently it wasn't...

Why are you vegetarian? Please tell me it's not for some stupid animal rights thing...

 

[Joecoolyo]

I think that I accidentally ate meat today. I was convinced that the lasagne was vegetarian, but apparently it wasn't...

Welcome back to manhood!

 

[Yared]

Environmental reasons.

Welcome back to manhood!

Oh shut up you silly you

 

[Ajidica]

Meat is for men. Vegetables are for those with .... cats.....

 

[W|M]

If you haven't eaten a kilo of meat in one sitting in the past year, you are no longer a man.