Random Rants XXXVI: Can't Sleep, Clown Will Eat Me

[rugbyLEAGUEfan]

Thanks guys , I appreciate it . The minute I smoked it I told my dad , girl and CFC ( no point hiding things) . It's simply the inevitable hiccup and ancient history now

 

[madviking]

I've sick as... um... something that is really sick since Friday and my first exam is on Thursday! D:

 

[classical_hero]

There was lots of thunder and lightning today and as a result our dog was scared, but instead of staying dry in the shed, where it is safe, he was hiding under a tree getting soaked. Silly dog.

 

[Rashiminos]

Definitely. Just keep going. If it was easier to give up, the tobacco companies would have less lengthy stays in Hell.

..But they do not stay for tobacco, which is from the other side of the equation.

 

[Peck of Arabia]

Had the first bit of feedback on my performance this year. From the fact I'm posting it here you can probably infer it wasn't good news...

It's always pretty upsetting, though I guess in the long run beneficial, to be reminded once in a while that you're not as clever as perhaps you think you are.

 

[Darth Caesar]

I need to stop looking at the comments for classical music on YouTube. Always some moron mentions Justin Bieber.

 

[GenMarshall]

He thinks he is gay. I predict he will change his mind...

God damn it Classical Hero, quit bringing that up!

 

[Dumanios]

Occupy Wall Street = Illegal. Camping for Twilight = Legal.

 

[GoodSarmatian]

I feel like crap today.
I was farting all night and couldn't sleep (much less funny than it sounds) and when I got up I had diarrhea. I feel like I was binge drinking yesterday, nausea, headache and all (and no, I wasn't). I could eat breakfast and lunch, but afterwards I spent most of the day dozing in my bed, neither asleep nor awake, hungry but with no appetite. I ate a pear at nine in the evening and promptly puked. At least the puking made me feel better.

 

[Cutlass]

I had the strangest conversation this morning. As I was leaving my place, a woman on the next property called me over. I had never seen her before. There's a couple of multi unit houses there, and people come and go in them all the time and I don't know anyone over there. So I go over and she says nothing. Just looks at me like she didn't want me there. Tells me she hasn't seen me before yesterday and how long have I been there. I tell her 8 years and she just stands there looking at me. I ask her what she wants and she just stands there looking at me. I try a couple more times to get any information out of her and it comes up that I don't know who lives in her place. So finally she says "When you see Richard tell him I'll get my stuff later". And I tell her I don't know any Richard around there. And she just kinda stared at me. So I told her I had to go to work and left.

 

[shadowplay]

She sounds mental. Next thing she'll accuse you of grabbing her ass.

 

[GamezRule]

Yo gaiz stop posting my old avvy all over the place.

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

Why would someone post a picture of their bloodied, ectopic pregnancy cervix on Facebook?

 

[cardgame]

People are stupid.

 

[PlutonianEmpire]

Or, you know, they could have done it for the lulz.

 

[Joecoolyo]

GODDAMMIT NTW STOP CRASHING EVERY 5 MINUTES.

All I want to do is play

 

[azzaman333]

Occupy Wall Street = Illegal. Camping for Twilight = Legal.

Camping for Twilight isn't indefinite.

 

[classical_hero]

I need to stop looking at the comments for classical music on YouTube. Always some moron mentions Justin Bieber.

It is done for every type of music.

 

[mayor]

Justin Bieber

 

[dIZZyBlIZZy]

Camping for Twilight isn't indefinite.

Nah, just suspended til the next movie.