I'm fairly sure there's a government cover-up regarding me too.I'd gladly share what exactly they're covering up but since it directly involves me it might not be a wise decision to just.. post it on the internet. Vague innuendos serve me much better because now I just seem like I'm a crazy guy
I hate government cover ups.
What did they cover up this time?
Made a hilarious read, one post after the other.It feels weird having no hairs on my stomach, since they had to remove it for the surgery. I also look odd now since I still have hair on my chest.
Just discovered how haggis is prepared.
No, he just doesn't want to watch it being made. Blood sausage FTW!You don't want to eat offal or black pudding then.
A wise suggestion.You don't want to eat offal or black pudding then.
Correction, I don't want to be within a five mile radius of it, whether it's being created or finished.No, he just doesn't want to watch it being made. Blood sausage FTW!
Actually, I did include that, but to make it a little clearer, I wouldn't want to be within a seven mile radius of it at any time it exists in any shape or form.OK, you haven't included eating it. We're OK then.
I hate the job market, no one is hireing me!!!
I should just give up and join the ranks of the discouraged workers because apparently I'm damaged goods to my potential employer.