I'm fairly sure there's a government cover-up regarding me too.I'd gladly share what exactly they're covering up but since it directly involves me it might not be a wise decision to just.. post it on the internet. Vague innuendos serve me much better because now I just seem like I'm a crazy guy![]()
I hate government cover ups.
What did they cover up this time?
Made a hilarious read, one post after the other.It feels weird having no hairs on my stomach, since they had to remove it for the surgery. I also look odd now since I still have hair on my chest.
Just discovered how haggis is prepared.![]()
No, he just doesn't want to watch it being made. Blood sausage FTW!You don't want to eat offal or black pudding then.![]()
A wise suggestion.You don't want to eat offal or black pudding then.![]()
Correction, I don't want to be within a five mile radius of it, whether it's being created or finished.No, he just doesn't want to watch it being made. Blood sausage FTW!
Actually, I did include that, but to make it a little clearer, I wouldn't want to be within a seven mile radius of it at any time it exists in any shape or form.OK, you haven't included eating it. We're OK then.
I hate the job market, no one is hireing me!!!
I should just give up and join the ranks of the discouraged workers because apparently I'm damaged goods to my potential employer.