Random Raves XXXV: The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems

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Should be placed next to a urinal.
 
Yeah, I know that feeling.

Full disclosure: My rave and the reason I'm posting again is that I turned in my thesis on Monday. 39,000 or so words that I never want to read again.
 
Oh what is it about?
 
I've read it, it's about onions and Finland. Very powerful stuff.
 
Engineering nanoscale composite membranes for water filtration stuff.

Not exactly the most thrilling and gripping work.

Thy svbjeckte here sovndeth like yonder gibberishe thate natvral philosophers and alchemickal mystickes speaketh of.
 
Thy svbjeckte here sovndeth like yonder gibberishe thate natvral philosophers and alchemickal mystickes speaketh of.

If I climb the mountain to consult with my alchemical mystic and he starts telling me about engineering nanoscale composites I will pitch him off a cliff.
 
"Well, all you need for gold is to change the periodical number of the element, also known as Z, by removing or adding a pr-"

*punch*
 
Engineering nanoscale composite membranes for water filtration stuff.

Not exactly the most thrilling and gripping work.

It's funny because I once attended a congress on nanotechnology and I remember specifically a talk about nano-layers which aligned themselves around water or something like that. Yeah, I almost fell asleep.
 
"Well, all you need for gold is to change the periodical number of the element, also known as Z, by removing or adding a pr-"

*punch*
Similarly:

"All you need do to effect a head transplant is to severe the head from the donor body and reattach it to the recipient".

(A full body transplant does make more sense, I'll agree.)
 
Engineering nanoscale composite membranes for water filtration stuff.

Not exactly the most thrilling and gripping work.
This technology has a lot of potential for desalinate water no?
 
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