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Then I'm giving it away. There needs to be an element of surprise.
Just to skip straight to the punch, yah, you can do cool stuff. But you need to be decent at it for it to go well, and it takes money and time to get decent at it.
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Probably cheaper to build motorcycles if you're where you can ride them mostly year round, but then you are also more likely to die, so... depends on what you want.
 
RANT.....WE??? you are American?....I mean, what red blooded American calls a potato chip a "crisp"????

It's much more sensible. We couldn't possibly call the quintessential British dish "fish and fries", now could we? :p
 
In chess, if all the squares surrounding a king are in check but the actual square the king is on is not in check, is that a stalemate or a checkmate?
 
In chess, if all the squares surrounding a king are in check but the actual square the king is on is not in check, is that a stalemate or a checkmate?

Depends on:
A. is it your turn. If not there is not (yet) a stalemate
B. If it is your turn, AND there is no other piece that can do a move, your King cannot move either, because moving to a checked square would be illegal, => you have a stalemate
 
All I had left was the king and I couldn't move the king because moving the king to any of the squares surrounding the king would put the king in check.
 
As I dimly recall the rules, you cannot take a move that would place your king in check. If you cannot take a legal move, the game ends in a draw.
 
That's what happened. Any move would've put the king in check but the square the king is on wasn't in check. I kept saying that it was a stalemate but they kept angrily insisting that it was a checkmate.
 
That's what happened. Any move would've put the king in check but the square the king is on wasn't in check. I kept saying that it was a stalemate but they kept angrily insisting that it was a checkmate.

What you describe is a clear stalemate
And that is a draw: both parties 0.5 points

So if the other was stronger, he screwed up !!!

If you play lightning chess (1-2 minutes each on the clock)
Manoeuvring towards a stalemate when you are behind and should lose, is your last option to go for

And if your opponent in his victory frenzy is not paying attention precisely enough, you nail him with a stale mate ... for the draw :)
 
They were much stronger. All I had was the king. They had both rooks and a bishop.

I don't understand. It was clear from the beginning that they're far better at chess than I am, along with everything, yet they didn't know the difference between a stalemate and a checkmate.
 
More fool them, then.
 
They were much stronger. All I had was the king. They had both rooks and a bishop.

Bad for them :)

When I learned chess from my father as a little kid, people said that you learned logical thinking from chess.

What I did learn from chess, after a while, is how to lose with some grace.

Some people never learn that.
Chess is a nice litmus test for that.
 
I guess that was why I am so terrible at the game. I think I'm incapable of thinking logically.

haha
Well, don't worry
If you like it, and play chess enough, and do not intend to be a Grand Master, that bit of logic needed grows on her own and more important: you get an intuitive feel for the game.
 
It isn't. Civ IV is. :D
 
That's what happened. Any move would've put the king in check but the square the king is on wasn't in check. I kept saying that it was a stalemate but they kept angrily insisting that it was a checkmate.
You were right, they were wrong. I hope you didn't let their anger carry the day.
 
I call those efforts frauds.

They both repeat a number of words, and earlier you told me that would be cheating.
Song choruses are often repetitive. That's an important factor in why some are so memorable that people often know and sing along with the chorus even if they don't remember the verses.


With filksongs based on "Old Time Religion," it's customary to sing two or three verses and then do the chorus, since doing the chorus after each verse would really stretch the song out. There are some filk versions of this song with over two dozen verses (and those are the ones I knew about 20 years ago - another two or three dozen have probably been added since).

For example, there's one version that actually is called "Old Time Religion," but it refers to ancient religions. One verse concerns Aphrodite, "who will greet you in her nightie. She is wild and kind of flighty, that's good enough for me!". I don't quite recall the first line, and there's a verse about Cthulhu that's on the tip of my memory... I'll have to see if this song is in any of my filk books. I've been trying to get a copy of the book we used at the regional conventions here, but no luck so far.

NaNoWriMo wouldn't flag choruses as cheating, but it would flag it if I submitted nothing but the same word or phrase, copy/pasted enough times to reach 50,000 (or however many thousands if it's a Camp event such as what's happening this month).
 
Ok, I'm game for that as the stanza. Here goes:

If you like ol' Sid Meier
And the games his game's inspired,
There's a website you'll admire:
It's good old CFC. (word count 21, running tally 41)

There there's vet'ran players who can
Give tips (though not how you can
Prevent Ghandi from nukin')
On good old C-I-V. (word count 21, running tally 62)

On that site there's a museum
Of oddballs; wanna see 'em?
Then go to the "Colesseum"
On good old CFC. (word count 20, running tally 82)

There's a forum there for chatter
On any other matter
Than the game that's s'posed to matter
To the folks on CFC.

The economics of Piketty
Sauce or meatballs with spaghetti?
Would Bigfoot pwn the Yeti?
It's all there on old OT.

You seek out the other cool kids
Who like the same games you did,
And the one topic excluded
Is that very C-I-V.

From albatross to zither,
He'll treat any topic with her
'Cept the one that brought them thither
That's bizarre, don't you agree?

These folks so like Civ'lization
They want all their conversation
To be with the congregation
Who see Sid as deity.


[give me another couple stanzas of set-up and I'll make it its own thread and a communal enterprise]

Should it be the "Ballad of CFCOT" or the "Saga of CFCOT," I wonder?
 
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stalemate
  1. (chess) The state in which the player to move is not in check but has no legal moves, resulting in a draw.
For more info, stalemate on Wikipedia. There's a lot of depictions of examples.
Why is Civ2 still the best?
It isn't. Civ IV is. :D
You are both wrong. It is [civ3] that is the best civ.
Then I'm giving it away. There needs to be an element of surprise.
I forgot that in the US having a few machineguns is not a surprise.
 
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They cannot call checkmate, if they cannot capture the King in it's current location. Since they did not move to be in position to take the King in the next round, they did not win. They only made it impossible for you to move.
 
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