I'm surprised the chute was large enough to fit a monitor into it. We have chutes in our building, which is good, because the parkade doors are not safe for people with mobility devices. And if you happen to fall or slip on the ice, there's no intercom down there, and therefore no way to ask for help.I used to live in an apartment building (in America) that had a trash chute. I guess I was there at the right time because I have a story about it!
One day, someone decided they didn’t like their CRT monitor and down it went. I heard a rumble, a crunch, and then the maintenance guy must have been down there at the same time because I very clearly heard him say (shout) three words in quick succession: “what,” “the,” and you can guess what the third was.
I want to be at a party with Venus. Outer space, inner space, anywhere would do.Am I a party to the Outer Space Treaty? I didn’t sign it.
If not, I’d like to claim Venus.
I’m your fire, your desire...
I just hope nobody claims Uranus.Am I a party to the Outer Space Treaty? I didn’t sign it.
If not, I’d like to claim Venus.
I’m your fire, your desire...
spider:A spider has captured my fingernail and brought it to the center of its web.
True Scandinavian humour, this is.spider:
nailed it!