I was looking at the Holland America line for ways to sail to the USA (no, I’m not planning on it.) Anyway, they have a casino onboard.
Do they even have a craps table?
Does anyone even know how to play craps?
Are
these four people going to be there?
Do I have to dress up? When I’m gambling, I look like a bum. Besides, I don’t want these people around me. I’m in the budget room, maybe steerage class. Next to some Peruvian frog or TV tube factory rejects.
Is that guy feigning interest in the game because he just wants to bone? I’m assuming that’s why he’s so… insufferably lower-upper class looking. Their teeth are all too white.
If I’m going on a cruise ship casino, I want a Salvadorian woman in her late fifties next to me, maybe in some kind of muumuu. At least then we can bond over being at the $3 minimum table.
Of course, that also means I’d have to leave the room. If it’s just a bed and a shower, with at least one outlet for plugging in my PC, I’d be alright.
I just don’t want to bump into this guy who is probably an accountant or middle manager. If he was a real bigshot, he’d have his own ship, and his own floozies.