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Reposting, i ran out of time while uploading the pics.TIME FOR TEH CONQUEROR'S UPDATE! Update Of teh Conquerors! You know it's exciting!
Sorry, India. I know we're friends and all, but go get colonized.
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ANOTHER war request? STAY OUT OF THE IMPERIAL PALACE, FOREIGNERS!
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10 million people! I wonder what I should force them to do...
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NOT ANOTHER ONE! THE EMPEROR CREATES WARS, NOT JOINS THEM!
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Yay for Liberalism! I choose the most expensive tech, Steel.
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After many years of fighting, I have taken France back from, well, France! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
As Louie XIV is tortured before being burned alive in the Imperial Lava Pit, the Emperor throws a giant party involving ten thousand gladiators, several hundred bottles of wine, and the torturing of various French generals.
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Indian Turkey is gone! OK, that means I can conquer Babylon...
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I didn't notice the orange flags, but the Turks have spawned. The Emperor begins a long praying session hoping that Constantinopolis does not get culture-flipped or captured. Hopefully, the Ottomans will take care or the Arabs for us...
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The Manifest has discovered an island chain! I declare it... The Epicribbean!
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Hi, Pacal. You won't capitulate, so you will die by force instead.... But i got his world map, he's seen most of North... Epicland!
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AND TIKAL IS CAPTURED! The first of many Mexican.. i mean North Epiclandian colonies. Meanwhile, the Manifest is exploring South Epicland.
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Another Mayan city is captured! YAY FOR ROMAN EXPANSION
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The Khmer. Hi, this is Rome, and we think meditation is a waste of time. Bye.
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It's Monty! My SoD will kill him, too!
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Chicken Pizza is captured! My soldiers are amazed at the amazing dish, as chicken pizzas are shipped around the Empire.
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The last Mayan city is captured! That was MUCH easier than France.
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NO... MORE... WAR REQUESTS!!!!!!
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Hi there. Sure, your horde will always beat mine. I don't have one. I use LEGIONS, which can beat your horde anytime.
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After lots of bombarding, the Arab's portal to the Mediterranean is captured!
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TEH AZTEC CAPITAL IS CAPTURED!
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Oh, yes. CASH BOMB
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Oh, no. Civil war time...
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What happens next? Find out next time, on Rome: Eternal Empire!
Hmmm, I would be upset, too, if my Great Artist appeared to be the reason behind Barbarian Axemen spawning to the north-west of the City where he was Culture Bombed!Oh, yes. Before:
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And after. Wait, what?
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Maybe because he predicted that Tikal would revolt and therefore knew that he'd need a base of operations from which to retake it?Why didn't you raze all but Tikal and Tenochtitlan? Anything but those two in Central America is worthless.