rhawn
Emperor
I take the sledge hammer.
5: You manage to avoid all the lamps and crash into Supers, Powers & Us.Unfazed by the lamps (I'm a freakin' Monster Truck! No way some puny lamps are gonna stand in my way!), I drive through the front window of killfire's store, expecting to find a magical comic that will shrink me in size just enough to avoid hitting the lamps.
4: You manage to find some Spanish omelet and feel as the delicious dish fills you up. (+3 HP).I eat the food in the Spanish Food shop to regain HP.
6: WOW! You enter Überplushies Central and you find it completely full of plushies, with a couple giant ones in there.I enter Cuddleplushies Central, hoping to find adorable stuffed animals that I can shove up my nose to stop the bleeding.
3: You find nothing.I try to find A Grizzly main battle tank:
3: You enter We Is Not Mobsters and find it full of Victorian-era rifles, Victorian-era colonial suits and armored horse-led carriages without the horses. The most modern thing in there is a Ford Model T.Enter Mobsters Is We expecting it to be full of Tommy guns, pinstriped suits, and armored old-timey cars (everything needed to be the iconic 20's mobster, see?).
3: You attempt to get out of the shop, but when you entered you closed the door and smash against it head first. (-3 HP). And the alarm is still on, so the scarves are still trying to kill you.I try to get outta the store ASAP.
5: You enter the Dollar Store and find many helpful things, all very affordable.I enter the Dollar Store and hope to find many helpful things, all very affordable.
6: You manage to take the sledgehammer and the chainsaw as you get out of the shop. Chainsaw is slightly blunt, but it still works quite well.I take the sledge hammer.
In. And weren't we going to make a rule against reserving rolls because of what happened last game?
1: As you try to pick the pan, you trip on it and smash your head against the front windows. (-2 HP) You didn't break the windows, fortunately.I get the hell out of the shop, picking up the pan on the way.
3: The motor starts, but you find that it has no petrol. You'll have to find some around.I start the chainsaw.
6: You throw your hands into the air. A pair of dice that had misteriously appeared in your hand fly out of it. As the ground breaks, one of the dice falls into the crack. The dice next to you falls on a 2, and the dice down in the crack falls on a 1, giving you enough to reach the center. You shout "JUMANJI!" and Van Pelt suddenly disappears. The things in the shop don't disappear, however.I finish the game of Jumanji and send Van Pelt back into the game.
5: In response to your call, the comics throw themselves at Winston Hughes.I order my store to attack Winston Hughes, and for that matter, anyone else besides me that comes near the store.
5: You take a stuffed hamster and plug your nose with it. Your nose stops bleeding.I cautiously plug my nose with a stuffed hamster.
6: You get out really fast, bringing with you a few aspirin pieces.I get out of the shop ASAP.
3-1=2: You attempt to destroy killfire's store, but with your punctured tires, you can't control yourself well and smack against the nearest wall. (-1 HP)I proceed to destroy killfire's store in a frenzy of automotive violence. If this should include running down killfire himself, all the better.
4: The trolleys somehow understand you and get you away from the shop. Unfortunately, once you get out of the shop, they stop being alive and just go onward, direct into the fountain.I ride my trolley out of the store while screaming, "Come, my trolley children! Let us escape the ruthless tyrants!"
3: You fail to untie yourself.I try to untie myself.
3: You enter Powers in Gaming, and find the shop to have many items like a Star Wars laser sword or Superman's cape. Unfortunately, these are just replicas, and don't have any powers.I caused a new rule!
I join and go to Powergaming iz us. I expect it to be full of various overpowered items.