Roll To Dodge: Continued

[Omega124]

I remeber the activation code.

 

[bestrfcplayer]

I use Jesus powers to heal mah hands and wrists.

10: Looks like your prayers aren't being answered today...

I gain necromantic powers.

10: Sorry, you don't.

I miraculously heal myself with the gods of RNG on my favour.

2: The RNG gods do not like you and they randomly take away 10 HP for the hell of it (-10 HP)

I write my autobiography.

15: You write it and it turns out to be a very good autobiography which gives you $2,000.

I slap Bestrfcplayer, because he forgot my orders

10: You fail to find my house.

I fly up to Asgard and take my place as a ruler over mortals.

6: You fly up to Asgard, but some solders their mistake you for an enemy.

Roll To Dodge: 3: Looks like today's not your lucky day. Several rocks are thrown at you and..... you take an arrow to the knee (-10 HP)

I make an awesome game!

9: The game is average.

I suddenly travel through time to October 14, 1399, along with all of my Nukes.

18: Not only do you travel through time, but you convince the European powers at the time (with your nukes) to have yourself become ruler of those countries.

i stop METY by shoot ing him thrice with the railgun

10: Since he has traveled through time, you can not shoot him.

I use my super speed to deactivate METYs nukes, as well as get everyone to join my NES

10 (+4): By using your super speed, you somehow go back to 1399 and deactivate all of METYs nukes. Also, people may join your NES (since you got a 14).

I Falcon Punch southernking

19: You Falcon Punch a building and it goes down. Somehow, nobody seems to notice.

In my very good dream I dreamed that I was able to shift shapes and that I gained the power of my victims when I drink there blood. When I wake up it all proves to be true.

1: You have a very bad dream in which you dream that you are a fish in a stream. And somehow, that comes true..... (be careful what you dream for.... ). Also, you somehow turn into that fish from being a cave bat.

I declare that Russian/communist stereotypes are illegal and punishable by whatever the GM decides.

(Also, would anyone like me to start another RTD game? )

10: You fail to get to Russia. (You can start another RTD game if you would like. There's not a problem with having two run at the same time).

YES.

Also, I changed my orders:

I shoot Electric926 with my AK-47 to stop him from making Russia illegal. Then I make him illegal, because in Soviet Russia, Russian/Communist stereotypes criminalize YOU!

3: You do not make him illegal because he has not reached Russia. Instead, you somehow make all fun things illegal. And the people are starting to get really mad.

I remeber the activation code.

4: You do not. Instead, you remember the Nyan Cat song from Youtube.....


Seems that this round was worse than previous. And I should be able to do another update this week, so don't leave this game! Stay thirsty my friends

 

[W|M]

I throw a Bible at someone's face.

 

[SouthernKing]

I become leader of the Timurids, and using my super speed I lead the horse nomads to ravage all of their neighboring countries.

 

[hoplitejoe]

I launch an awesome advertising campaign!

 

[MoreEpicThanYou]

I order the execution of one ancestor of every player except me.

 

[SamSniped]

i time travel to METY and position the railgun beforehand so the gun knocks out METY with the sheer kinetic energy of the barrel of the gun

 

[KaiserElectric]

I attack NinjaCow with my Bourgeois Backhand. For Capitalism!

 

[NinjaCow64]

I attack NinjaCow with my Bourgeois Backhand. For Capitalism!

I respond with my Proletariat Power Punch. For Communism!

 

[JohannaK]

I drain everybody else's HP to heal me.

 

[Tecknojock]

I take control of an orbital weapons platform with my 1337 hacking skillz.

 

[Omega124]

I kill every cat I see in payback for that annoying song

 

[mayor]

The fish I turned into tuns out to be a Magicarp, the strongest pokémon there is. I jump into a river and swim happily upstream.

 

[DarthNader]

FINE! I create my own Asgard...with blackjack...and hookers!