Roll To Dodge: Continued

[bestrfcplayer]

I taunt the confused Darth Caesar a few times by running in circles around him.

20: You confuse him, and he slams into something after trying to chase you (-5HP for DC)

I call a tactical nuke.

10: You forget the activation code (which you'll need to get from Mr. President)

ibuild another railgun and fire it at joank

15: You build a railgun and start firing at joank (SamSniped acquires a railgun)

Roll To Dodge: 1: joank is badly injured, and his left leg is bleeding like crazy (-25 HP for joank as well as the loss of his left leg). Modifier: Heavy bleeding (-10HP per turn until healed)/(loss of movement from left leg)

I join and seize control of the Black Hole army!

(from Advance Wars, of course)

19: You do so, and you do it so well that you have 10 NPC infantry soldiers under your command. +10 infantry soldiers

I become a game designer.

13: You do just that.

I use Splash.

13: It still has no effect......

Having failed to leave my house, I instead strap myself to a firework and fly up the chimney and leave that way.

13: You somehow leave your house strapped to a firework and you flew up the chimney WITH OUT GETTING HARMED. But on the downside, your still strapped in....

I summon a loyal supermutant.

7: Sorry, the loyal supermutant's phone line is busy. Please leave a message after the beep.

After drinking lots and lots of Vodka p) I wake up in the middle of Moscow with a fully loaded AK-47, winter gear and a Russian hat.

16: You do just that, and the Russians mistake you for their president. Good job! You now lead Russia.

My hammer turns me into Thor, god of thunder, and bestows upon me all his godly powers.

19: You not only turn into Thor (with all of his powers), you also have the ability to fly great distances and swim deep into the ocean!

I hang on the ceiling of a cave and sleep.


(It can be that I miss an update or two in the next couple of days. If so, please just let me sleep )

18: You hand on the ceiling of a cave and sleep, and you have a very good dream.

I ask for directions

7(-3): You fail to ask for directions because you are being distracted by Southernking

I HULK SMASH the nearest wall to me.

5: You fail to, and break your wrists in the processes. (-10HP, loss of wrists. Actions requiring the use of your wrists/hands will autofail )

I obtain 100 Nukes.

12: You have 100 nukes. Use them wisely...


P.S
Sorry that I haven't been able to update this, real life was a bit busy this week but I still got the update in didn't I??? So that's a reason not to lose hope in me

 

[W|M]

I use Jesus powers to heal mah hands and wrists.

 

[Tecknojock]

I gain necromantic powers.

 

[JohannaK]

I miraculously heal myself with the gods of RNG on my favour.

 

[Save_Ferris]

I write my autobiography.

 

[Yoshiegg737]

I slap Bestrfcplayer, because he forgot my orders

 

[DarthNader]

I fly up to Asgard and take my place as a ruler over mortals.

 

[hoplitejoe]

I make an awesome game!

 

[MoreEpicThanYou]

I suddenly travel through time to October 14, 1399, along with all of my Nukes.

 

[SamSniped]

i stop METY by shoot ing him thrice with the railgun

 

[NinjaCow64]

I use my new found Russian Presidency to fix all of the world's problems. WITH VODKA!

I changed my orders.

 

[SouthernKing]

I use my super speed to deactivate METYs nukes, as well as get everyone to join my NES

 

[Darth Caesar]

I Falcon Punch southernking

 

[mayor]

In my very good dream I dreamed that I was able to shift shapes and that I gained the power of my victims when I drink there blood. When I wake up it all proves to be true.

 

[KaiserElectric]

I declare that Russian/communist stereotypes are illegal and punishable by whatever the GM decides.

(Also, would anyone like me to start another RTD game? )

 

[NinjaCow64]

I declare that Russian/communist stereotypes are illegal and punishable by whatever the GM decides.

(Also, would anyone like me to start another RTD game? )

YES.

Also, I changed my orders:

I shoot Electric926 with my AK-47 to stop him from making Russia illegal. Then I make him illegal, because in Soviet Russia, Russian/Communist stereotypes criminalize YOU!

 

[hoplitejoe]

(Also, would anyone like me to start another RTD game? )

Please do

 

[Tecknojock]

(Also, would anyone like me to start another RTD game? )

I will join after I get back from vacation if you make one.

 

[KaiserElectric]

(Okay, I'll set one up for tomorrow morning. Give it nine hours.)

 

[KaiserElectric]

Hey, check this out.